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Now with a fresh pine scent!

May 31st 2013 3:51 pm
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Wow I smell funny! Mom says I smell awesome and made Dad come over for a sniff... I smell like a spruce tree! I went outside with my brothers on leashes, and it was all warm and sunny day, ahhhhhh! I peed on the pee-on-me plant, I patrolled under the birdfeeder, ate some grass, and nibbled some catnip. Then I went to take a nice little flop over in the grass nap by PurrC. That guy likes to nap under the spruce tree lately. So I flopped over beside him and had a nice little pine cone scented nap.

We came inside and I could still smell pine cones. Everywhere I went, PINE! Mom came over to pet me and then started looking at her hand. She smelled it, then smelled me and looked all over my fur. What?! Then she found a nickel sized glob of pine sap on my thigh! She pulled out a scissors and tried to cut my fur! I swatted at her for that one, and ran off. No way! No cutting my fur!

I tried to ignore the sap, but that smell was driving me nuts. So I sat down on Mom's sewing project to lick it off. And wowsies does that stuff ever stick to your tongue! Then Mom came over again. This time she brought a kleenex and wiped it off, sorta. It kinda just stuck to the kleenex and ripped off. Then she came back in with the rest and yanked it off of me! A big chunk of my fur came off with it! I yelped at her and she apologized.

Then I had to lick the rest off myself. Now my breath is SUPER pine scented! Mom keeps coming over to sniff my nose and make cute noises at me. She thinks it's cute and that I smell good. I think she's nuts! I mean really, would you want to smell like a pine tree?!

 
 

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Purred by: ☀ Charlie RIP ☀ (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2013 at 2:54 am

MOL, well I guess there's worse things to smell like.
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2013 at 8:59 am

YOU SMELL LIKE A TREE? That is so NEAT! I sometimes smell like a tree around Catmus time cause I just love Kringus so much!!!


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