Faster than a speeding mouse, more scary than a musk ox, it's SPARKMAN!
January 6th 2013 8:28 am
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Ha ha! I got to eat Mom's scarf last night!!! It's been months since I really got to eat fabric. Mom says that she has been hounding her guests and visitors and Dad, and then SHE goes and leaves out her scarf on the kitchen table! Ha ha! She woke up to Dad informing her that her scarf was in my food dish, one quarter sized hole and several small rips. It was a tastey tastey scarf. It was made of pure wool and it's flavor reminded me of the highlands of Scottland. Mom says that's because it was from Scottland and part of a tartan plaid. I would have tried wearing it too, if she'd told me that earlier! But as it was, I felt like a real fuzzy highland cow goat gnawing that scarf all night. I purred the entire time... Mom's kinda mad at me. But it was kinda totally her fault! Thanks, Mom! Yum yum yum.