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The Brilliance of Cow Milk!

October 24th 2006 6:36 am
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Every morning I want milk, and seeing how Captain Morgan doesn't let me nurse him, which makes NO sense! He's my new jungle gym, scratching post, chew toy, napping heater, bather, and masseur... why can't he give milk too?! I keep trying! But he just doesn't let me near his nipples.

SO I have to drink SOMETHING besides just water in the morning; I mean, Mommy drinks cough-ie every morning! So I wait until she gets the cow milk (what IS a cow? Cause it seems to fit in this jug in the cold cold box and produce so much milk... does it swim in it in the jug?).... She is SO easy to cat-ipulate.

What was I saying? *chews on own tail in contemplation* Oh, yeah! MILK! So so sooooo, Mommy gets out the cow in the jug that swims in milk and pours it into her cough-ie. I stand in the middle of the kitchen and go into hysterics. REALLY. I jump around screaming and crying and doing my best dying kitten routine: legs up in the air, head rolled as far back as it'll go. I am amazing!

Moose and Captain Morgan come running to save me, and here’s the good part; they start climbing Mommy like she's a tree; clawing her legs and screaming too; saying things like "Make him stop! SAVE HIM!!!" And I flop on my side, pretending to be completely out of breath. Then she has to walk over to the little sushi set (big cat on each leg and me jumping along between her two feet) and get out a dipping bowl for my milk!

And while she’s pouring that first one, I notice she pours a second in case Captain wants milk too... Which is a GOOD thing because he rarely does and my second helping of milk is right there!!! When she puts the milk down I jump up to attention right away to let her know I'm not really hurt... afterward I always run over and show her my milk beard! I’m amazingly cute.

phewww that was a long story. Nap time! *Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *Falls flat across keyboard* ghudgjkxu


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Purred by: Charity Valentine Fajer (Catster Member)

July 17th 2010 at 10:21 pm

You really are amazingly cute. I think you should write a book about your life and adventures.

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