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Nicknames: SPUDMAN!, Goat, Red Panda, Scallywag Chum Bucket, Apple Butter, Sparkitty Spark Spark, Sparks-a-lot, Rinky Dink
Kitty Complexion:
Activeness
sleepy
very active
Intelligence
silly
genius
Curiosity
not curious
very curious
Friendliness
timid
affectionate
Vocal
not vocal
very vocal
Quick Bio:
-mixed breed
Coloration: Orange & White Tabby
Likes: Captain Morgan, potatoes, drinking out of faucets, eating random cloth items, chasing own tail, dragging blankets around the house
Pet-Peeves: not being allowed to eat yarn, rubber bands, twist ties, clothing, toys...
Favorite Toy: cloth mice, corks, twigs, tails, buttons, unattended vegetables,and any toy the other cats are playing with
Favorite Nap Spot: bedroom pillows, anywhere he drags his stolen blankets
Favorite Food: POTATOES! also likes cow milk, cucumber skin, salt caked popcorn bowls, and lunch meat
Skills: can leap small buildings in a single bound, can gnaw through anything, believes he can break the sound barrier, and plays fetch!
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story: I was born in a horse barn outside Duluth, and they got me by answering a "Free Kittens!" ad in the local paper.
Bio: I am a superhero, just like Superman or Batman or Sponge Bob. Only more hyper and active than the laws of physics normally allow. In my spare time I rescue leaves and yarn from evil masterminds, like the Moose. I also keep potatoes and stolen vegetables as pets. And have an odd habit of eating literally everything; blankets, socks, pine cones...
Lives Remaining: 9 of 9
Forums Motto: Can I bite your tail?
The Groups I'm In: *Super Strollers*, PETS for OBAMA, Brilliant Orange Cats Unite, Brusselball, Calling All Chefs, Navin and Buds, ORANGE AND WHITE AND WE LOOK ALIKE!!!, Silly Sab Stories, Sparkles, The Black and White Ankle Biters, The Kitties' Club, The Minnow Sammich Men's Club
The Last Forum I Posted In: Catsters In Need of Serious Purring
Extended Family: I found my father here on Catster!
Andre!!!
A few more of my buds: Boxie Brown,Sebastian,Marci,Sgt. Pepper,Oliver,Filipusis,Micheal,Boudin,Bruce the Boss!, Micheal...Chrissy,Callie,Miss Cherry,Hector,O'Malley,Chloe, Jefke, and of course Oly and folks!
Fellow Fetching Felines:: Macaroni, and Lucy! Do YOU play fetch? Tell/remind me, and I can add you to my list! Cats are brilliant, there must be TONS of us! Purrrrs!
Has anykitty not seen this video already?! It is a police guy getting attack-purred by a kitten! It's actually a link to an article about it, but there's a video link off of that... It's a very inspiring video sent to me by my grand-human. I gotta go no and attack-purr Mom. Purrrrrrrs!
Oh, Mom was so relieved to hear that so many other Catsters eat paper napkins! (Paper NAPPIES!!!!) So thanks for the notes and comments, buddies!!! Mom thought I was doing something half way normal for a few days. But in classic Sparkman style, I took a habit most cats would do once or twice a month and seem to have turned it into a daily obsession... She moved her box of facial tissues to inside a cupboard (Since she found me just sitting there pulling them out one by one and taking them over to the food dish). She has added looking for paper nappies and used tissues to the daily patrols for "tastey treats." Then Mom woke up this morning and found me eating/shredding a paper towel. She hadn't realized any had been left out, and glanced around the kitchen. And she unfortunately realized I have easy access to the paper towel dispenser. Dang, busted! I'd ripped off a sheet to munch on and was gleefully consuming it... So now those are out of my reach in the pantry. What the heck?! Doesn't she want me eating paper and not cloth?! Hoomans are so confusing.
I'm going to try and ignore the Foster Freak for one diary entry... Mom went away this weekend and came home to find a new edible in my cat food bowl: paper napkins! I bet you didn't know that THOSE are a tastey treat! And yes, it's been so long since I got to bite into some fabric that I'm getting desperate. I even tried eating Mom's pajama pants while she was showering yesterday... But Mom's relieved that at least the paper napkins are something that should pass easily. And she freely admits that it's me furthering my campaign to keep the house clean. Here it's all; Hooomans, keep your dirty socks in the hamper, and your paper napkins in the trash can! (Or fireplace for us trash-reducing-cool-cats!) Yup. The Sparkman has spoken. Rawr! I gotta go hunt napkins again.
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