October 16th 2006 9:48 pm
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Obviously you've seen my pictures; probably read my profile, (face it I'm purrrrrfect!) However my name is the most purrrrrrrrrrfectest name ever.
Once I was released into the kitty population I began laying down my rules.
1. If I said "do it", that meant "do it".
2. If I said "no", that meant "no". Ok you get the idea.
One day my people brother had his bike stolen. Mommy called the Police; who then came to take a report. Mommy invited the officer in & offered him a seat. He accepted & had a really cool thing in his hand which he was moving back & forth. (mommy called it writing) Anyway I was watching it very closely & since I'm also very polite I simply asked that thing in his hand if I could please see it a little closer. I guess the policeman understood me because he looked down at me & said; "Hi there little fellow". Me being the smart cat that I am; interperetted this to mean "come on up here". So I hopped up in his lap. He scratched me behind my ear, I purred, life was wonderful!! Then he needed to finish up so he could go catch bad guys. However; I was NOT ready to get down. My sharp, hooked type Siamese type of little kitty toes are a very effective way of convincing humans to let me have my way. I wouldn't scratch them or hurt them; just simply plant them firmly onto the skin surface & purrrrrrrrrrrrr & purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr & bat my baby blue eyes at them until I was ready to get down. Many people said I was "nuts". My mommy looked up my name & she says it means "nuts". Please note: No policemen were harmed in any way!! Meow for now.