October 7th 2008 7:51 pm
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Well, guess what has happened, kitties? My idiotic k9 brothers have been itchy lately and kind of not looking too happy. The new one, Teddy has been especially whiny and annoying. Mom has been giving the brats a lot of attention and petting and fretting. She has been on Dogster and feeling OH so sorry for them. Especially the whiny one.
Today the smelly k9's went to the vet and the vet told mom that the idiots had fleas! HAH! Fleas! Looks good on you, I thought when mom told me. But then she told me something else.
I HAVE TO BE TREATED TOO. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I, TY, the wonder cat who has survived 3 dogs, have to go in a stupid cat carrier and be taken to the smelly vet tomorrow night to be treated for something that I DO NOT HAVE, (DAD HAS CHECKED ME) I dont have any fleas.....yet.
HAVE you kitties ever smelled your smelly vet? He smells like frightened animals! The minute any animal in our house SEES THE SMELLY VET......THEY HIDE!
I will be held captive tomorrow in a stupid cat carrier. Mother will be the Catnapper of me. At which point I shall be taken to the smelly vet office.....picked and prodded....he may even look up my bum!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I remember the LAST time he did this, I am always cautious!!!) I will be examined for (shudder) fleas...... and then hopefully, if all goes well, I will return home to my peaceful basement and cat perch......
All this is the fault of my dog brothers. Stupid K9's.
The Yellow dog seems quite happy that I have to go to the smelly vet tomorrow.....The little bum.
Mangy mutt.....Tomorrow, when I get home.....I shall hide all of his balls. and vomit one the special one.
Ty!
February 26th 2007 8:28 pm
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ok, so it has been awhile since I typed in my journal. but honestly, nothing really new is going on. With all the snow that we have been getting lately, there are simply no birds to report on.
The view from the perch is getting terrible boring what with the lack of birds and the only mild amusement I get is when the idiots (dogs) go out to play.
OK, so there is one tiny new thing to report on mom got me new catfood today,Holistic she calls it, she says that my fur is dull looking and that I am getting fat!
Excuuuuuse me? Fat? Me? Mother, have you SEEN all the exercise I have been getting lately trying to outrun Teddy? There is no way I could possibly be getting fat!
Mind you, I have noticed, that I can't fit in my hidey hole anymore.
I just assumed it had shrunk.......anyway it isn't all bad, the new holistic healthy stuff...........................actually tastes quite good!
meow again to you soon
Ty
January 27th 2007 6:36 pm
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They had better not get any more dogs in this house, is all I can say. You know I have now been through 3 of them? And each one is the same as the last? Chase, chase chase, they all want to chase me. The new guy, Teddy is getting especially annoying. Today for example, he was asleep and I wanted to get a drink or water from one of the dog bowls. All of a sudden he is looking at me and next thing I know I am in a marathon. High jumping, obstacle jumping, running up and down the stairs. All because I wanted a drink. Dad is kind of cool though. Because he gives Teddy heck when he torments me. He does not ever bite or anything he just chases me everywhere. "I heard him say once, oh good my toy is here" TOY?????
Excuse me buddy, I am nobodys toy. Oh well. Mom says he is young and has to learn to leave me alone.
I guess I will have to be the mature one.
what else is new?
Ty.
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