Happy Birthday Swiffer!

Today I dedicate a song for my dear brother who is ONE YEAR old today!!
(mom found it on this weirdest site of a cat lover!!)

Well I've been a wild kitty for many's the year,
And I found a nice pub that serves milk mixed with beer.
This makes me quite happy, so I'll purr with galore.
Cuz I never will be a wild kitty no more.

And it's no nay never, (meow, meow, meow, meow)
No nay never no more, (meow, meow)
Will I be a wild kitty. (meow)
No never no more.

It began at an ale house while hunting for fish.
The back door was left open. Some food they'd not miss.
But the landlord he caught me and took me out back,
And said if you're good I'll bring milk for to lap.

The landlord came back with some milk from the bar
But he thought it'd be cute to add whiskey from the jar
He layed it before me. I sniffed cautiously.
Then I lapped the milk down and passed out on his knee.

Well the landlord he took me inside to take care
When I woke I refused to drink milk without beer.
So now every night I stumble galore.
I don't land on feet, but I'm wild no more.

To listen to it go to: http://www.marcgunn.com/poetry/Wild_Kitty.shtml

We don't actually drink beer, it's just a song!! =^.^=

I LOVE YOU SWIFFY!!!! *BITE IN THE NECK*

no news good news

I'm still waking mom up early in the morn. She's so patient!
I get along fine with Swiffer, we are real big buddies now. We fight and play a lot together. I'm always loud, I talk to flies, a different kind of meow for every single thing I do and that makes all my family laugh.
The only thing I do that makes my mom worry is that I always climb up the balcony to watch the birds fly. She's afraid I could fall but I'm very careful.
Swiffer is afraid of heights, he doesn't even want to be picked up near the balcony fence, he would stick to mom with his claws and give her that terror wide open eyed look!! Please put me down!!
But I'm afraid only of strangers, while Swiffer is very friendly with them. We're so different. Mom likes us this way!!

The only new stuff is that now I'm pure white!! The smudge on my head is gone!!
I bet it was my mom's fault. Too many kisses on my head took it away, mol.

Creation of a desperate housewife

I've been waking my mom up every morning since the last week, at 5 o'clock!! I go to her bed and start mewing sweetly, sadly, and then desparately. She tries not to listen. She tried to get me away spraying me some water too. But all I do is jump on her bed and mew in her ears. But I don't want to sleep. She has to get up and go!
She tried to ignore me but I noticed that if I give a couple of coughs she gets upset and gets up immediately! So funny how we cats can find humans' weaknesses..
I don't know why I do it, maybe I'm afraid she doesn't love me enough. She tries to fall asleep again on the sofa after feeding me and cleaning litter box and lots of kisses and cuddles. But, I have to make noise, wake Swiffer and play. After 8 o'clock I finally fall asleep, very satisfied.
This morning I woke her up, she tried something different. She picked me up at my first miew putting me to bed with her, and she tried to lay down.
Unfortunately, she layed down on something that wasn't her pillow! Swiffer had already taken possession of her pillow. All of it.
So, here we go again.
Mom took a couple of aspirins and started her (desperate) housewife day.
She says maybe I'm sick. Can it be I'm sick only from 5 to 7 in the morning??? =^.^= These humans..

I have a last name!

My mom put a C. after my name because there are so many Caspers that she liked me to be the one and only! C. is the first letter of my human family's last name. Swiffer's got his C. now too!! Very happy to be in this family!
I was brought to the vet yesterday. While she (the vet) was giving me my vaccination there was a big dog in a cage staring at me wiggling his enourmous tail and 10 inches of tongue out (bad breath too)! Mom talked to him (she talks to anyone). Mom heard me hissing for the second time in my life. Gosh, I didn't even feel the injection!! That's why the dog was there, he's working for the vet!!!
Anyway they said I will be neutered together with Swiffer at the end of the month cause I'm ready too.. I don't know what it is but Mom said to the vet that she's so sorry and worried to have to do it. But it's for our good.
I HOPE IT IS!!!

Our vet has a big parrot. He talks (italian of course)like a human, whistles, and laughs, coughs, makes any kind of human sound! Mom says he's so funny. Yesterday he "miewed" like a kitty!! Wierd animal..

ABOUT LASAGNE AND LATIN LOVERS

This was my first christmas..I'm only 4 months old!! It was wonderful, Swiffer and I had a whole can of natural Tuna (100% fish!!!!), and a box of meat balls for kittens, AND LOTS OF LOVE.
I wonder why canned food has only 4% meat or fish. They think we don't notice, but we do! But my mom often looks for the brands which have more..
We also had a little dish of lasagna.. heaven! It's something with a lot of cheese and meat sauce..all those little piece of meat inside.
I love to eat. Swiffer is not like me. After a minute, he gets tired of food and walks away. I clean up both bowls, mom calls me "Mr.Piggy". Why???????
Anyway, we were happy cause the kids said this was the first Christmas in years that our dad wasn't nervous.
I like to think it is a little bit because of me and Swiffer. We are so sweet!!
Dad cooks a lot and we do our best to be nice so we always get a little piece of something good.
WE ARE IRRESISTABLE LATIN (food) LOVERS HUH!

sad..

I'm a little sad today, cause my mom is. Everyone keeps telling her that two kittens are too much in an appartment house. But she loves this!! And we love her. My favourite is my human brother Loris. He makes mi play all the time he can (and I make him play when he can't..), and I love to smell his clothes...
Anyway, it will be a merry christmas as soon as my mom puts up the christmas tree we broke!! That was reaaaaaaaal fun.

my mom's working hard

I wish she had time to write down more diary entries!!
I'm getting big (not as mush as Swiffer, he's a GIANT)
I'm 4 months old now and I'm always hungry, I'm a real piggy they say, cause I always try to get away with Swiffer's food, and I make noise with my mouth like a pig when I eat. I seem so elegant, don't I? hehe.

I still wake her up in the middle of the night pushing with my paws, cause swhen I'm sleepy I remember my mom's milk and I miss it. She's my mom now, so why doesn't the milk come out from her?????

Swiffer and I get along pretty well, we play, we fight, we groom each other, and we sleep a lot together. It's warmer that way.

We were having fun with the christmas tree decorations, but Swiffer broke it tonight. I hope they get it fixed fast!!

Merry merry christmas to all!! Whatever it means... =^.^=

I'm trying

I'm trying to be nice to Swiffer. I'm only two months old, and Swiffer's 4 months.
I love to sleep near his warm long fur, cause I'm so little and I'm cold all the time. My new mom noticed that, so she always puts a blanket on and around me and I love it.
Swiffer is great. A real big brother. He's tough and rough and I love him already. With this big tail. I know he likes me even when he's pinning me down on the floor, biting my neck. And I scream with delight!
Swiffy's a real wild one, but he isn't used to me yet.
Right now we finished playing wild, and I tried to curl up against him to sleep together on the sofa, but he didn't want to, pushed me away with his paw, so.. Now I will sleep a few inches away, so I will not disturb his sleep. ZZZzzzzz
I'm sure my loving mom will pick me up as soon as we're both asleep to lay me by his warm side. Good night!