The Revelation!!

OH MY COD!! IT'S A DOG!!
I can't believe Dad did this to me! I think I'm gonna die! Why on Earth would he bring a dog home? And a puppy!! SO MUCH WORSE!!
You know, I feel like a bit of an idiot for my last entry - but serioiusly, I've never seen a dog my entire life - how was I supposed to know?
Louis tried to tell me IT was a puppy - but, like I should ever believe him about anything anyway.
Then it all started to add up - barking, not using the litter box, wearing a collar, allowing Dad to tie it up to a string and leaving the apartment willingly like that - UGH!!
So now I've got to find a way to get rid of it - attacking it doesn't seem to work - Dad yelled at me for that one - no need to push my boundries - who knows what he would do.
ARRRHHHHH - a puppy....I'm too old for this.

Shhh...don't wake it up!

Hey everyone!
Sorry I haven't been around Catster very much lately.
I've been hiding in the bedroom.
A week ago, Dad came home with another kitten. I couldn't believe it.
It was almost a year ago that he came home with Louis - which was tolerable - back then, it was just me and him. I was a whole year younger myself, so I was able to actually have fun playing with him, and I have to admit, it was kinda nice to have him around.
I just don't think I can handle another kitten - they're so needy.
To be honest, it wouldn't really be that bad, except, well, to be frank, this new kitten is the ugliest cat I've ever seen. It doesn't even know how to meow properly - it sounds more like: "Bark"!!
I think Dad knows he's made a bit of a mistake bringing this new ugly kitten home - I mean, he doesn't even keep it locked in the bathroom when he leaves home for a few hours like he did with me or Lou. Instead, he keeps putting it in one of those scary box things he uses to take me and Louis to the vet everytime he leaves - I think Dad secretly hopes that someone will break in here and just take the ugly kitten when he's not home!
I thought that maybe Dad was just keeping the ugly kitten here for a while 'cause it disappeared for a few days, but now it's back (apparently, it got kinda sick and had to stay at the vets) - so I'm pretty sure it's here to stay.
Dad's calling it "Molly" which I'm sure means "ugly cat" in human. It has it's own page, and unfortunately, since we're now "family", her picture is on my page - take a look for yourselves if you don't believe what an ugly kitten she is!
Oh no! I think it's woken up - time to climb the clothes to the top of the closet and hide!

Love, Peace and Tuna-can Grease,
Flo

Oh, How Dejected I Feel...

Can you believe that it's been over a month since I've made a diary entry? Obviously, Dad's been ignoring my Catster needs!
Louis' page is always up to date - I think it has something to do with that "Terrifc Tabbies" group he belongs to - like that makes him so special. Being a tabby, whoa, big deal!
I've been thinking of starting my OWN group: The Sensational Siblings of Terrific Tabbies (NO TABBIES ALLOWED)!! I can't be the only non-tabby "sibling" of a so-called Terrific Tabby that feels left out. Louis' just worried that Missy Mupps (the tabby who started Terrific Tabbies) will get upset that I'm using her group's name in my group's title - we'll see. The last thing I'd want to do is upset another cat.
And what's with Louis having more pictures then me? I mean, I'm a beautiful girl cat - is it my fault that I don't take a great picture? Like, com'mon, the picture can only be as good as the photographer *gives Dad an annoyed look*.
Oh, some good news though - it's almost Christmas!! Which means that it's almost my 2nd birthday. It's kinda hard having your birthday on December 25th - Dad's hardly around because he's got to go visiting all of his family - none of which like cats, so I've never been invited. But Dad told me the other day that he's working all of the Christmas hours at work so that means that he won't be visiting any relatives and that he'll be home to celebrate my birthday with me! I hope he gets me something really nice (I've been wanting a pink shiney collar for months now!)
Anyhoo cats, I've gotta get the day started,
Love, Peace and Tuna-can Grease,
Flo

FINALLY!!!

Dad finally broke down and got me (and the little booger!) our Plus! membership! Now that I finally have Plus! maybe now I can update my page so that it's nice and pretty - now I just need to figure out how to add backgrounds and stuff! If nothing else, at least I can add more pictures (and all those fun borders for the pictures!)
Love, Peace and Tuna can Grease!
Flo

Neener, Neener, Neener...

Hahahaha, Louis has to go to the vet today!! He came running up to me just as I heard Dad gettin' off the phone - he said that Dad was talking to someone named Gillian, and that Dad has to bring a sample somewhere at 3 o'clock. What a dummy - he doesn't realize that he's going too!! He's been bugging me so much about if I know where he's going - but I'm not saying a word! I'll wait until Dad has him in the leave-the-apartment box and tell him that he'll never see me or Dad again once he leaves. Then, when he comes back, I'll pretend that I don't know who he is and hiss at him a lot! Hahahaha, I love being an older sister sometimes!
Okay, Louis' about to eat all my lunch if I don't hurry off.
Love, Peace and Tuna can Grease,
Flo

Who Invited Them?

I couldn't believe it! It was so late at night, Dad was sleeping, as was Louis - I was doing my usual rounds - you know, checking to make sure everything was safe in the aparrtment, and the phone started ringing. It wasn't until the answering machine kicked in that I got a little scared: "HI! IT'S ME, WE'RE STUCK DOWNTOWN AND WE HAVE NO PLACE TO SLEEP - PLEASE CALL ME BACK IF YOU'RE HOME" - Dad jumped outta bed and ran to the phone, I heard him giving directions to someone on the other end of the line and before I knew it, this really loud speaking fool (who looked like Dad but wasn't) and some other guy came in!! I didn't like them right away and high-tailed it to the bedroom and Louis followed close behind me!
I sent Louis out to the living room to investigate a little later (I wasn't going to risk my own precious life!) - but I started to get worried when he didn't come back right away, so I stole a couple of peeks from behind the door. Later, he came back to the bedroom with Dad. Louis told me that these people who had invaded my apartment and made me stay in the bedroom all night were supposed to be my "uncle" and his friend who had been downtown at a "concert" - AND they were staying the night - something about not being able to drive in the condition they were in. I had to stay in the bedroom all night!
About 6am, I couldn't take it any more - I had to use the bathroom - I listened very carefully and heard that strange noise humans make when they're really sleeping, so I knew it was okay to sneak out of the bedroom and use Louis' litter box - it was the closest one to the bedroom. I even decided to take a closer look to see this so-called uncle I had, but I didn't take very long and went right back to my safety spot under the bed. I couldn't wait until the morning when I'd get up and they'd be gone.
The morning came, and the strange people were still there! Dad had to feed me in the bedroom - there was no way I was going to eat out in the open with these loud, obnoxious people around!
Well, they finally left after each of them had a shower - and I finally was able to walk around my own apartment in peace - if only they had taken Louis with them...
Love, Peace and Tuna can Grease,
Flo

Dad's Mad...

...AT ME......I scratched him! And I totally meant to too...I was so angry. It all started with me asking for some attention in my usual way, you know, walking by, pawing at Dad, meowing, looking sweetly at him. Just as I started to get some ear snuggles, Louis woke up and had to barge in. Louis thinks it's fun to jump on my head and bite my ears. It hurts, and I don't like it. I did my usual; put Louis in a head lock and bunny kick him away, but he just wouldn't give up, he just kept coming at me and jumping all over me - I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY - at least, not with Louis. Dad saw that it was getting a little out of hand ( I have to admit, I was starting to lose my temper and Louis wasn't taking the hint) so Dad said: "Okay kids, that's enough" and clapped his hands - does he think I'm a dog? Does he really need to clap his hands? Louis went running, but you should have seen the look I gave Dad - he didn't realize he had just insulted me and tried to call me over for a pet - I wasn't having it! I ran over and grabbed his arm, not hard, but I gave him a scratch about an inch long - he was quite shocked that I did it - I've never been mad at Dad before - and he's never been mad at me - I think we're fighting now. I just hope that things clear up - but I want Dad to know that he needs to be a little more asertive with Louis and the rough-housing, stopping it before it starts would be great - I guess we'll have to see. I'm gonna go have a bath now - I kinda feel bad about scratching Dad, I hope he doesn't stay mad at me for long - it's almost time for lunch!
Love, Peace and Tuna can Grease,
Flo

It's Hard Being Me

Ho-hum...what a lazy Sunday. Dad's working the weekend, night-shift AGAIN! So he's spending most of the weekend sleeping. It used to work for me when Dad worked nights and I was all by myself - I felt so independant, so grown-up! But now I have this brat of a little brother that I have to put up with - he spends all night buggin' me - "Flo, show me how to do this...Flo, show me how to do what you just did...Flo, teach me how to jump up onto the bed like you..." Yeah right, onto the bed...that's the only place around here I can get away from him now, like I'm gonna give up THAT safe haven.
Did I mention that Louis can get up onto the counter now! Ugh! HE WAS EATTING MY FOOD YESTERDAY! I waited for Dad to see what the little booger was doing so that he would yell at him, and finally, after what seemed like FOREVER, Dad finally took notice. Louis didn't get yelled at, but he did get taken off the counter.
I've finally gotten used to the new sky scraper. It really is the best thing Dad has ever given me - even if I have to share it with Louis. It's tonnes big enough for the two of us. It's great to play hide and seek with. I love confusing the little brat.
Anyway, it's about time for a nap...I hope Dad doesn't forget about dinner tonight.
Love, Peace and Tuna can Grease,
Flo

This Day Just Got a Whole Lot Better!

So, Dad left for a few hours today - which is his usual m/o - so I wasn't too disturbed - the big surprise came when Dad got back. HE BROUGHT ME A NEW CAT CONDO!!! Well, I guess it's for me and Louis, but anyway, I was only talking to him about it two days ago and bang! there it is! Let me tell you, for a day that started out pretty, well...blah, today has turned out to be pretty cool afterall. Dad calls it a mini sky scraper, and I have to admit, it's a lot more complex then the small little cat condo. I'm still not too sure about it - but I'm sure that once I have a good play on it, I'll begin to love it. I've already sat in the top part that has a window where I can see the whole living room. It's pretty tricky to get in there, so I now have a good hiding place away from Louis if I ever need one. Besides, he's still pre-occupied with the little cat condo, and the shelf that Dad took apart today - what a weirdo!
Love, Peace and Tuna can Grease,
Flo

Whatever!

Yeah, yeah, good for Louis...daily diary blah blah blah...
Dad's all: "Good for you lil'buddy, and your a good girl too Flo."
Extra playful with me today...yeah, we'll see about that! Pffffft...whatever!
For the record, I am NOT jealous of that little brat - I can't even believe he wrote that! I bet he doesn't even know the meaning of the word....must have been a lucky guess using it in the right context.
AND he stole my goodbye phrase - the little booger isn't even original!
Anyway...
Love, Peace & Tuna can Grease,
Flo