April 6th 2007 4:40 pm
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Rolled- toilet paper is a magnet to kitty feet and it takes a long time for them to break their paws free.
Cats can see ghosts and invisible creatures.
Oriental shorthairs think they can drink all the water out of a fish bowl and then eat the goldfish.
Dogs come when you call; cats have answering machines.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
The more money you spend on a cat toy the less the cat will play with it.
Two cats can shred an ordinary houseplant in three minutes or less.
No matter where you lost that newpaper rubber band your cat will find it eat it and barf it up on the newest piece of furniture you own.
A cat will shed every hair on its body within a year.
No matter how mad a Manx gets, it will never bush up its tail.
Siamese or Orientals curled up together will produce enough heat to make a waterbed boil.
Siamese cats actually think before they do something clumsy.
Cats really can understand what you are saying but choose to ignore you.
Oriental cats' diets are made up of socks and undergarments.
Manx cats really have brains.
Wherever you leave your Persian cat in the moring you'll find it there when you get home after work.
You will find cat hair on everthing you eat, even when you eat out.
You will never have a matching set of earrings for longer than a month.
No matter how late in life, a cat can still train a human.
Cats don't always land on their feet after falling asleep on top of the TV.
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