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Memoirs of the God-Schmittens

What the PURR???

For entertainment value, I decided to stake out the house up the street. During my adventure, I came across an entry into what is known as their 'garage'. I decided to explore.

That was almost my downfall.

Upon my entrance I found myself plummetting to the concrete below. Okay, it wasn't that far of a fall but I fell. And then I couldn't get back out.

For two & a half days I was stuck in this dusty place - no warm duvet to cuddle up on and, worst of all, NO FOOD!!! Luckily, some mindless human heard my bellows and set me free. A few short hours later, my owners found me and brought me home.

I have food and I have my duvet, yet there are all these other "people" in the house. I was particularly not impressed with the short young-looking human that attempted to chase me. All it took was a hiss and a swipe and he was gone.

Now I must plot against them AND the small black kittens.

Maybe I'll do that while cuddling on the couch...

Meow before me

For two weeks I stayed away from the neighbourhood, two weeks!

Not by choice, but because my captors made me. Sure the injury I suffered in one of my many cat fights was infected but it shouldn't stop me from dominating this vast world! But "THEY" did.

Now I have returned. Only to find that two small black cats have appeared from nowhere. This would never have happened if I had not been held captive for those two weeks! Now I must start all over again - those two cats bounce around everywhere. Its annoying, and embarassing to other cats, such as myself.

To show my disgust, I have placed a rather large mouse outside the basement window of my captors. No further shall I leave small mice - only large ones from now on! That's what they get.

Now to decide what to do about these new cats...