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Good Golly! I'm COTW on Catster!

May 8th 2012 6:38 pm
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Super surprised tonight to find out I'd been chosen Catster's Cat of the Week-Whoot Whoot!
It's a priviledge and a honor.
Millions and millions of Catster Members will see my mug on the Community Page. What can I say but thank you all!

 

Can a girl get a "What What"?

July 29th 2011 7:41 am
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Now I've been a Catster Plus member for quite awhile and you know what...... I love this joint! I've made such good fur and hooman friends and what girl doesn't need friends?
Going for cat strolls are fun, did that yesterday and made one new friend, Angel RaRa! If I could get a new friend everyday it would be wonderful!
Friends are like diamonds, you can Never have too many!

 

Can U Rock n' Roll like ME?

June 28th 2011 8:05 am
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Is there nothing better than music and dancing? Yea well you can do catnip while dancing I've been told! I LOVE my friends at Movin' & Groovin Club and we know how to throw down! I swish my tail and shake my fur everywhere! You can too, just let me know you want to come to the Club- I'll get you an invite!

 

Me a Model? Check it out- you can be one too!

November 14th 2010 7:08 pm
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Hi there! I have entered a contest to be a cat model in a Cat Calendar for next year. I have to try! I put on my sweetest look and got my Momma to take my picture. No big whoop!
So you can do it too.
Go to :
http://www.freewebs.com/mamafluff/

Look at the contestants thus far... you are as good looking as them! So hit the tab to enter the contest... you might be surprised!
You've always wanted to be in pictures, MOL!

 

Hey hey hey... Tagged by Pandora!

July 23rd 2010 5:52 pm
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Dear Diary: I've been tagged by my friend, Pandi. Thanks for tagging me Pandi! Now all I have to do is answer five questions and then tag someone else.

1. Do you ever wake your parent up in the night?
Not in the middle of the night, but early, early in the morning. I'm just ready to GO! So Momma needs to get up too!

2. Do you ever tear up things?
Though I too am a Princess, I do like to sharpen my claws on carpet. I don't know why that should be a problem? EVreything is MINE!

3. What is your favorite treat?
I'm not a big treat lover. A Greenie, liver flavored is good , but you know what I really like....... Petromalt. Yes you read that right, I lick and lick all day after my medicine for hairballs!

4. Can you fetch something when asked to do so?
You know I like to play with rolled up paper in little balls, but I don't return them. My people go and get them from me and throw them again... now who is trained?!

5. Have you ever lived any place other than where you live now? Yes. This is my 2nd house. My breeder Mom had me for 4 months. I much prefer my real human Momma now, she treats me like a QUEEN!

Now I think I will tag my friend Lila Mae! She is a princess, too. Tagging friends helps us all learn new stuff about each other. I like that!

 

I've been tagged by the Leprachaun Prince!

March 11th 2010 5:10 pm
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Top o' the Mornin'! It's the St Paddy's Day Tag!

I just got Tagged by my great pal Prince !!

Q.-Are you Irish?
A.-I don't think so?

Q.-Do you and /or your family celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
A.-we like our pint of green beer!

Q.- How?
A. -WE wear green!

Q.-Will you wear Green?
A.-I won't!

Q.- What?
A.-Cat got your tongue?

Q.-Do you like Corned Beef and Cabbage?
A. Never had it..

Q.-Do you believe in leprechauns?
A.-Of course!

Q.-Why?
A.-I see them at night with the fairies!


Q.-What would you like to find at the end of the rainbow?
A.-Happiness and peace for ALL!

 

Christmas Poem for a Naughty Cat

December 5th 2009 10:33 pm
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A Poem for a Naughty Cat at Christmas

You'd better stay down, you'd better not climb

I've taken you down for the very last time

Santa Paws is coming to town.

He's making a list and checking it twice...

Deciding which cats deserve some toy mice

Santa PAWS is coming...to town.

He's sees where you've been sleeping

He sees what you've knocked down

He knows what you have shredded

Do you WANT to go back to the pound?

 

Ten Things about Myself You Didn't Know

December 1st 2009 10:34 am
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Hi I was tagged by my pal Buster and now I am tagging you!

List 10 questions that tell a little bit about Yourself. If you read this you have been tagged! Have fun!

1. What is the color of your collar?
It's pink and purple with 2 tags! I don't wear it all the time just when I leave the house. I don't like the noise it makes- jingle jingle!

2. What kind of food do you like?
Wellness Health Indulgence, only Turkey and Duck and my Royal Canin kibble

3.What are your favorite treats?
I don't get treats very often. A girl has to watch her figure!

4. Do you have a Valentine or a significant other?
I like Dirty Harry a WHOLE lot!

5. Do you get table scraps?
No table scraps for this kitty!

6. What is your favorite toy?
I have a feather wand that my Mom plays with me!

7. When is your Birthday?
October 4th

8. How many times a day do you eat?
All day long, but I DO watch what I eat.

9. Do you have a favorite color?
Yes it's purple!

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Yes, I do

If you are reading this and want to play, You have been tagged!!

 

Oh you know it! I've been tagged!

November 19th 2009 7:52 am
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My friend Kitt Carson Bush has just tagged me. I am to name what Ice Cream Flavor I would be, if I was Ice Cream.
I love vanilla, smooth, rich and delicious! Can I have an AMEN!

 

I, yes Me, Tessa has a Job Description!

February 15th 2009 5:01 pm
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Job Description for Tessa

BATHROOMS - Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit & stare.

DOORS - Do not allow any closed doors ... In any room. To get the door open, stand on hind legs & hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half-way in & out & think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

CHAIRS AND RUGS - If you have to throw up get to a white chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up while barfing so it's as long as a human's bare foot.

HAMPERING - If one of your humans is engaged in any activity, and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering:

When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book -- unless you can lie across the book itself.

When human is working at a Computer, desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen, and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.

WALKING - As often as possible, dart quickly & as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark & when they first get up in the morning. This will help them practice their co-ordination skills.

BEDTIME - Always sleep on the human at night so they cannot move around.

LITTER BOX - When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of Kitty Litter between their toes.

HIDING - Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you and do NOT come out for 3 to 4 hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out. . . The humans will cover you with love & kisses, and you probably will get a treat.

ONE LAST THOUGHT - Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around and present your butt to them. . ... Humans love this, so do it often !

 
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