Conquering the local avian community

Well I am proud to say that while my staff was out yesterday (12 August) running about for no reason at all rather than being at home to care for me, I managed to snag one little birdie and add it to my collection. Of course when the head of the staff arrived home, she looked less than pleased at my efforts. And one of the little staff made some sort of appalling noise that some might consider displeasure. Hmph! See if I give them any more gifts! Ungreatful wreches the lot of them!!!