M.I.A. (almost)

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids!"

Or in this case, Mom. She decided it would be a good idea to stick me in my harness and take me out in the yard for the first time in a year. Everything was going peachy until I went under a bush and slipped out of my harness. Apparently, I've lost weight. Mom kept her cool and kept talking sweetly to me until I came up to her wanting a chin scratch. 'Cause, you know, I can't refuse love from Mom. Than she grabbed me and almost squeezed my 8 lives left out of me!

Why didn't I run? Life is too good at home, why would I want to be anywhere else? Besides, what would Sith do without me to boss him around?

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