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The Musings of an Accidental Genius

M.I.A. (almost)

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids!"

Or in this case, Mom. She decided it would be a good idea to stick me in my harness and take me out in the yard for the first time in a year. Everything was going peachy until I went under a bush and slipped out of my harness. Apparently, I've lost weight. Mom kept her cool and kept talking sweetly to me until I came up to her wanting a chin scratch. 'Cause, you know, I can't refuse love from Mom. Than she grabbed me and almost squeezed my 8 lives left out of me!

Why didn't I run? Life is too good at home, why would I want to be anywhere else? Besides, what would Sith do without me to boss him around?

Tasty walls

Mommy: *pauses and raises eyebrow*.....Honey? .....Bipp's licking the wall.

Daddy: Your cat's weird.

Mommy: He's your cat, too!

Daddy: Not when he's licking the wall...

Bipp: *thinking* Keep them guessing, that's my motto!

Genius is underrated

I may be "stubby" as Brother Sith calls me, but at least I don't hang over the top floor railing and chirp my fool head off whenever Mommy walks by. Honestly, am I the only one with a brain in this household?!