I am so naughty! hehehehe

Wow, how I loved Christmas! Mommy didn't put up the tree cuz she knows I love to gnaw on everything! But I did gnaw and bite pieces out of her Christmas place mats. I also like eating her TV Guide magazine. I also love to chew on the corners of Mommy's beloved coffee table. It's so much fun! I bite anything that's paper. Mommy has to hide anything she prints off the computer or I'll shred and tear it with my teeth. Poor Mommy's Resume'!

My sissy Pickles doesn't like that I want to play all the time. She growls at me alot now. When my big brother Boog is inside, I like batting around his tail. He doesn't like it, but I have lots of fun. Boog sometimes takes a swipe at me or bites my biscuits. I let out a little yelp but still play with his tail after he's play bitten me.

I like to play with my toys in Mommy's shoes. Any time she puts on her shoes and try to tie them, I make it almost impossible for them cuz I LOVE those shoelaces!

The other day, my mommy bought some Ho-Ho's. I was a little jealous, so I got on the table, bit around the whole box until I opened it, and ate half of a ho-ho. I spread it out all over the living room floor. Gosh, that was fun! My mommy worried I might get sick cuz it was chocolate but I didn't. I was just as hyper and bouncy as ever!

I am most hyper in the early morning and late at night. That's the best time to play. Nobody's awake and I have full run of the house. I run from room to room and knock stuff over.

I am having a blast with my parents. I love living with them. I'm so spoiled and get away with murder. I'm so glad they rescued me from the outdoors. I was so alone.

Well, I gotta go chew on Mommy's coffee table!

Love,

Butters

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