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I am the cutest furball in the world

I am so naughty! hehehehe

Wow, how I loved Christmas! Mommy didn't put up the tree cuz she knows I love to knaw on everything! But I did knaw and bite pieces out of her Christmas place mats. I also like eating her TV Guide magazine. I also love to chew on the corners of Mommy's beloved coffee table. It's so much fun! I bite anything that's paper. Mommy has to hide anything they print off the computer of I'll shred and tear it with my teeth. Poor Mommy's Resume'!

My sissy Pickles doesn't like that I want to play all the time. She growls at me alot now. When my big brother Boog is inside, I like batting around his tail. He doesn't like it, but I have lots of fun. Boog sometimes takes a swipe at me or bites my biscuits. I let out a little yelp but still play with his tail after he's play bitten me.

I like to play with my toys in Mommy's shoes. Any time she puts on her shoes and try to tie them, I make it almost impossible for them cuz I LOVE those shoelaces!

The other day, my mommy bought some Ho-Ho's. I was a little jeaous, so I got on the table, bit the whole box until I opened it, and ate half of a ho-ho. I spread it out all over the living room floor. Gosh, that was fun! My mommy worried I might get sick cuz it was chocolate but I didn't. I was just as hyper and bouncy as ever!

I am most hyper in the early morning and late at night. That's the best time to play. Nobody's awake and I have full run of the house. I run from room to room and knock stuff over.

I am having a blast with my parents. I love living with them. I'm so spoiled and get away with murder. I'm so glad they rescued me from the outdoors. I was so alone.

Well, I gotta go chew on Mommy's coffee table!

Love,

Butters

Did I do that?!

Oops! I accidently took down my mommy's curtains in the kitchen. She didn't really need them did she? Well, I was mad because I couldn't sleep with my mommy! So, I retaliated by taking down the kitchen curtains.....and....overturning all the rugs in the whole house...and...knocking down my mommy's stack of important papers....and....well, there's too many things to remember what I did wrong. But it didn't get my point across! I want to sleep with mommy!

My outdoor brother Boog still doesn't like me. I think he thinks I'm his replacement or something. The other day I tried to get him to play and he clobbered me! I hope to grow up to be big and cool like him. He thinks I'm a useless twerp.

Well, I better go see what curtains need unhanging!

Love, Butters

Spoiled Rotten

Oh boy! That mommy lady is sooooooooooo nice! She lets me in her bedroom to take naps while she watches TV. Mommy lets me get away with murder! I love to cuddle with Mommy and take naps.

I like to eat everything! I recently had Cheetos, Cheese Nip crackers, Tostitos, mashed potatoes, chinese food, feathers off my toys, paper, lint and my favorite: Whatever Mommy is eating at the moment!

I love to play fight with my sister, Pickles. We chase each other around all the time, rugs flying in the air. I want to play with Pickles all the time but sometimes she wants some alone time. With me there, she'll never have her alone time again! The only time she ever really gets mad at me is when I try to play with her tail while she's eating. She let me know that she DOES NOT like to be disturbed during din-din time! She has a mean growl.

When Mommy brought home the groceries the other day, I got into the loaf of bread. I chewed through the plastic and munched on 8 pieces! It was yummy....until it got taken away.

I have a window hammock in the living room window and my sissy has the other one across the room. We like to watch birds. Sissy talks to them. I just try to go after them and tonk my head on the window. Who put that thing there anyway?

Mommy says my meow is the loudest one she's ever heard from a kitten. Yes, I have a big mouth. And I love it! It helps me get my way!

Well, gotta go tackle my sister! Please leave me a treat!

Love,

Butters