"Am I not THE HOTNESS?"
Age: 12 Years Sex: Male Weight: 14 lbs.
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"Me & Tater dressed up for Mommy & Daddy's wedding"
"Drop that nasty spit soaked toy on my bed & I'll slap the wrinkles right off your forehead!"
"Sheesh...HUMANS! Get into a little glitter glue & right away they wanna give you a bath!"
"When Tater was just a baby...I WANTED to hate her...but she looks just like me & I ask you, who could resist such a stunning beauty!?!?" [See My CatsterPlus Photo Book]
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Vinny, Baby Bop, Chenzo, Peanut, Peanuticus, Mr. Baby, Monkeymash, McGillicuddy, McGee, McGeester-Bunny, Bunnyton, Bun B
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May 15th 2001
Tabby and White
His mommy, chin-scratches, his baby-sister & mealtimes
Tap water (as opposed to spring water...lol...which is ALL he'll drink)
Favorite Nap Spot:
Wherever his little sister wants to be at the same time
ANYTHING other than his prescription food...which is all he's allowed
Mothering his little sister...he ADORES her...you'd swear he gave birth to her himself!
When the previous love-of-my-life, Clarence J., passed away, I was just heartbroken. I thought I'd never find another tabby who could steal my heart the way he had! I called every ad in the newspaper looking for my very specific demands...a tiger tabby with white markings & green eyes. Finally, after a massive search...I made what I swore was my LAST call before I gave up & was told that out of a litter of 8, they had ONE who fit that description. I got in the car immediately & drove to the address, where 8 little kittens and their mommy had made a home in the barn. In the midst of a heap of otherwise beige & white kittens...the little monkey stood out like a sore thumb & it was love at first sight (for BOTH of us)!
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Emporor Peanuticus-master of his domain!
The Groups I'm In:
'Calling all Z's!', Catnippers Anonymous, Northeast PA Kitties, Wild Whiskers
The Last Forum I Posted In:
There's too many of us
I've Been On Catster Since:
|July 30th 2006
||More than 7 years!
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for 2780 days
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Being the eloquent and clever creature that I am, the other critters have (naturally) nominated me as their union delegate, and I take my duties very seriously! When my sister, Tater, is hungry or when the pug dog, Giuseppe, needs to go outside...I promptly relay their concerns to management (aka Mommy and Daddy)! When a situation arises, I come barreling into whatever room my parents occupy & scream my brains out until somebody follows me (persistence is the name of the game, you know)! With a human successfully in tow, I will run to, say the bathroom, where my silent sister stands impatiently pacing for her food dish (Tater can't/won't make any noise...ever...her doctor says there is no physical reason why she can't meow; she just DOESN'T, for any reason). As to the pug...well...he is, indeed, a rather repulsive creature, and dumber than a brick to boot! Still, I must admit I do find his stupidity rather pathetic, and soft-hearted, good-natured beast that I am, it would feel positively UNCHARITABLE to leave him to his own moronic devices (champion for the weak, and all that)! I really think there ought to be some sort of businesscat award given for the sort of work I do! Not to toot my own horn, but, REALLY...I feel I deserve SOME reward for my outstanding dedication to duty! Why just this morning, when my Daddy REFUSED to arise (and, may I advise you, Tater's breakfast time was drawing dangerously close...Tater is not a pretty sight when her breakfast is late, but that's a whole other story) I was forced to climb to the top of the 3 foot high waterbed headboard and execute an absolutely FLAWLESS superfly onto Daddy's belly (HEH...eat my DIRT, Jimmy Snuka)! You see the lengths to which I will go? Ah, well, even without my just accolades, I shall bravely soldier on for the cause! Cuz that's just the kinda guy I AM!
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