Vincenzo Methuselah

Domestic Shorthair
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Home:Hazleton, PA  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 15 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 14 lbs.

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Vinny, Baby Bop, Chenzo, Peanut, Peanuticus, Mr. Baby, Monkeymash, McGillicuddy, McGee, McGeester-Bunny, Bunnyton, Bun B

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

Sun Sign:
May 15th 2001

Tabby and White

His mommy, chin-scratches, his baby-sister & mealtimes

Tap water (as opposed to spring is ALL he'll drink)

Favorite Toy:
Tinfoil balls

Favorite Nap Spot:
Wherever his little sister wants to be at the same time

Favorite Food:
ANYTHING other than his prescription food...which is all he's allowed

Mothering his little sister...he ADORES'd swear he gave birth to her himself!


Arrival Story:
When the previous love-of-my-life, Clarence J., passed away, I was just heartbroken. I thought I'd never find another tabby who could steal my heart the way he had! I called every ad in the newspaper looking for my very specific demands...a tiger tabby with white markings & green eyes. Finally, after a massive search...I made what I swore was my LAST call before I gave up & was told that out of a litter of 8, they had ONE who fit that description. I got in the car immediately & drove to the address, where 8 little kittens and their mommy had made a home in the barn. In the midst of a heap of otherwise beige & white kittens...the little monkey stood out like a sore thumb & it was love at first sight (for BOTH of us)!

Lives Remaining:
8 of 9

Forums Motto:
Emporor Peanuticus-master of his domain!

The Last Forum I Posted In:
There's too many of us

Vinny's Theme Music:
<div><a href="">justin timberlake _ sexyback.mp3</a></div>

I've Been On Catster Since:
July 30th 2006 More than 10 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

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Meet my family
Marcus Tullius
Vladimir Putin

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King of the Jungle (or at least the apartment)

My duties as official spokeskitty...

August 4th 2006 9:28 pm
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Being the eloquent and clever creature that I am, the other critters have (naturally) nominated me as their union delegate, and I take my duties very seriously! When my sister, Tater, is hungry or when the pug dog, Giuseppe, needs to go outside...I promptly relay their concerns to management (aka Mommy and Daddy)! When a situation arises, I come barreling into whatever room my parents occupy & scream my brains out until somebody follows me (persistence is the name of the game, you know)! With a human successfully in tow, I will run to, say the bathroom, where my silent sister stands impatiently pacing for her food dish (Tater can't/won't make any noise...ever...her doctor says there is no physical reason why she can't meow; she just DOESN'T, for any reason). As to the pug...well...he is, indeed, a rather repulsive creature, and dumber than a brick to boot! Still, I must admit I do find his stupidity rather pathetic, and soft-hearted, good-natured beast that I am, it would feel positively UNCHARITABLE to leave him to his own moronic devices (champion for the weak, and all that)! I really think there ought to be some sort of businesscat award given for the sort of work I do! Not to toot my own horn, but, REALLY...I feel I deserve SOME reward for my outstanding dedication to duty! Why just this morning, when my Daddy REFUSED to arise (and, may I advise you, Tater's breakfast time was drawing dangerously close...Tater is not a pretty sight when her breakfast is late, but that's a whole other story) I was forced to climb to the top of the 3 foot high waterbed headboard and execute an absolutely FLAWLESS superfly onto Daddy's belly ( my DIRT, Jimmy Snuka)! You see the lengths to which I will go? Ah, well, even without my just accolades, I shall bravely soldier on for the cause! Cuz that's just the kinda guy I AM!

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