July 30, 2006

ohnoes teh heat! i'm a goner!

it's so hot i have to lay on a big pillow and just dream of swimming pools and tunas, cos it's too hot to actually get up and eat today.

It's okay, Jon feeds me really well! I eat like a king, seriously, I ate filet mignon twice last week, sliced turkey, salami, pizza, popcorn, cereal, what was that grape nuts of gravel? Tuna salad, butter off bread, cream cheese from a bagel, ON TOP my daily rations of Friskies and 9 Lives... oh boy, this little fella is growing strong and fast!

I am only 4 months old and already a lean killing machine with claws like wolverine and a taste for ankles so machiavellian you'd swear I were demon spawned!


Watch out ankles of the world... Jupscoop is comin' to get you!