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Schizo rambles......

MOM'S GONE!!!!!

It's been days! And mom is gone. She tricked me and didn't pack until she was ready to walk out the door. BAD MOM!!! She knows I like to go on vacation with her, but this time I didn't get to go. I am so sad. She has been gone for days now, and I don't know when she will be back. She calls dad, but it just isn't the same.
For some reason, Rachel thought I wouldn't have fun in Missouri with her and mom. So I guess I will just have to sit here and wait til they get home. It's not too bad though. I think mom knows that I have to watch the other kitties and Soup while she's gone. I am the most reliable kitty there is. The only problem is while she's gone-dad cooks. And you know what??? He doesn't cook like mom, and doesn't share half as much as mom does. Boy! I can't wait til she gets home so I can tell her what he did! Leaving me to eat dad's cooking, hmpf. Well, I guess I can forgive her this time. But she better hurry and get home.
Until next time....

Skitty

LON!!!!

Let's just say, mom let a friend of hers come and live with us. Rachel is really nice and I like to take naps on her fuzzy blanket! IT IS SOOOOO SOFT!!!
But then, she found-a kitty! Of all places to find him? Outside. And he came to her. And she asked mom if he could stay. At first it wasn't so bad. Then it happened. He chased me....all over. He likes me. NO, NO~ I mean he REALLY likes me! Lon is his name. He is a Siamese kitty. He chases me upstairs, downstairs, in the kitchen and under the beds! Unbelievable. There are other girl kitties in our house, but Lon seems to think I should like him. Who would have thought? Hmpf!! I don't know what to do. He gets in trouble, but to no avail. He doesn't care. All he does is bother me and follow me everywhere.
AND, do you want to know what is worse??? He thinks my supper stool is his. He jumps up at supper time and steals my hard earned food. I know he knows that it's mine! He is such a big baby. Taking all my stuffs and foods and sleeping with my Rachel! How could he? He is a newbie in our house and he needs to learn the rules. For instance, rule 1? Skitty is always right. Rule 2, Skitty gets whatever food she wants first. And rule 3? All humans in the house are mine. Just wait. I'm sure he will get the hang of it, well, maybe not. Still I will make sure he gets his-if you know what I mean....
Until next time.............

Skitty

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ONE!!

Mom and Dad left a little too early for me this morning. And surprise, surprise-they brought home a new DOG! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT???? Of all things, a huge and stinky and~A DOG.
I feel so betrayed. I don't understand what they were thinking! First the new arrival of Ghost, now this???? Have they been planning something I don't know about? Like more dogs? UGH!
Soup, that's his name, is sleeping by mom's feet! And she doesn't mind! She kisses him, pets him and scratches his ears. That's what she's supposed to do to ME! Not a dog. I just don't know what to do about this one. If I try really hard maybe I can open the back gate and see if he runs away...no, mom would know it was me. I gotta take time with this one and really plan......
Until next time......

Skitty