July 22nd 2006 1:24 am
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Today I walked along the carpet of my living room. The female master had just folded her load of laundry, and I knew what my job was. I was born to lay on those clothes and leave my hair all over them. It was and is my favorite thing to do. I also like eating homework. Once when the boy kid master was in the fourth or fifth grade I got mad because he didn't pet me so I decided to eat his homework. I love a good colege rule notebook stapled homework assignment. WELL, after I laid on the laundry I decided to have a little cat nap. Then my girl kid master put me on here and now I'm writing this with two paws and it took me forever.

Meows and Purrs
Norman