Misadventures of Stipey the cat

Letter to Santa Claws

December 18th 2008 7:33 am
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Dear Santa Claws,

I have been a very good AGAIN this year! I don't know how I do it, but I keep topping myself in extreme goodness over and over again. Let me tell ya, it's not easy! For example whenever human brother picks me up, I tolerate being smooshed for about 45 seconds or so. Then to let him know the 45 seconds is up, I chomp on his hand, or bite his cheek. This is very thoughtful of me to share this information with human brother, because I think human brother doesn't know how to read the clocks hanging on the wall.

Also, whenever my sister Maya pukes up, I ever-so-thoughtfully "dispose" of the mess "in my own way." I have no idea why mama yells at me and sends me downstairs. I think my way is much more environmentally friendly! Recycling is what I call it.

And lastly why I deserve lots of gifts from you Santa Claws is I help mama clean MYSELF too. She loves to find the little fur tufts I pull out and leave laying on the carpets and furniture. Mama is really busy and sometimes she gets MY-GRAINS so, I do what I can to help her out.

Santa Claws I know after reading this, you will bring me lots of gifts on Christmas Morning. I will be sitting under the tree. . .uh. . .keeping the rug warm. That's it. I didn't chase Maya away from there . . . in fact I think she prefers sleeping on the couch instead. . . Right.

Love, Your Good Little Kitten,

Stipey

 
 

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