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Age: 4 Years Sex: Male
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Leave a treat for Dmitri Otis Spotford
Special Gift Box:
Nicknames:
Kitten
Kitty Complexion:
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Coloration:
Black
Likes:
DESTROYING!!! Looking out the window is fun, too.
Pet-Peeves:
Being prevented from DESTROYING!!!
Favorite Toy:
Feet! Also the Red Dot Enemy (child of the Lazer Pointer Enemy)
Favorite Nap Spot:
The Dining Room corner or under Mike's computer.
Favorite Food:
HUMAN BLOOD! Also everything else.
Skills:
DESTROYING! Also walking on my back legs.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
Once upon a time, in May of 2005, I stopped by my mother's house to say hello. Lo and behold, her neighbors were playing with a pair of kittens on their front porch. "KITTENS!!!" I shouted. "Want one?" they replied. "YES!!!" After some debate, 8-year-old Brandi chose, against her mother's wishes, to keep the tabby kitten, and gave me Dmitri. By a month later, he'd completely forgotten his fluffy brother, and did not recognize him.
Bio:
Dmitri was neutered when he was six months old. However, he immediately rebelled against the loss of his nuts by developing a horrible ear infection that made his nictitating membrane (his inner eyelid) hang out over his eye. I panicked so badly about this that I skipped work *and* class to take him to the emergency vet (which, in turn, took four hours to find), where they charged me $200 for eardrops. Which Dmitri made every effort to dig out of his ears. That's when he lost his first life: I nearly killed him myself. Actually, that happens just about every day.
Lives Remaining:
8 of 9
Forums Motto:
DESTROYER of Worlds (& Feet & Red Dots)
I've Been On Catster Since:
| July 13th 2006 |
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More than 2 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
345711
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July 18th 2006 7:14 pm
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Okay. So I lied in that last entry. I knew what a "sibling" was. I just wanted to be all cute and pretend I didn't so maybe my mom wouldn't get one.
Yeah and then she did. She got a kitten. A gray one. A really, really spazzy gray one. Way more spazzy than I was when I was that age. He never stops meowing. He chases my tail. He jumps out at me and tries to attack me. And then when I defend myself, Mom yells at me! This is total crap. I totally hate it.
Well, on the plus side, I've been getting canned food every day.
July 13th 2006 8:11 pm
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So, my mom was all cranky because she can't concentrate to read, so she made me this 'Catster' thing. "Like Friendster, for cats!" is what she told Mike. He replied, "Yeah, except the cat's not the one doing it." I thought this was a good point, but I try very hard not to like Mike, so I didn't say so.
Anyway, there's a lot of pictures of me on here, which is good, because I'm really cute. Maybe people will tell Mom this and she'll buy me more catnip. Or play with the Red Dot Enemy more. Lately the Red Dot Enemy only comes out when she's trying to read. In the old apartment the Enemy ran up and down the hall all the time, but we don't have a hall here. And not as many birds outside, either.
I'm getting bored. Mom wants to get me a "sibling" so I won't be bored. I don't know what a "sibling" is. I'm hoping it's a new Enemy. Maybe a Blue Dot Enemy. Or, like, tandem Enemies that fight with each other. Or maybe it's something that opens doors. I like doors. I like the places they go and the stuff I find there. My favorite is the bathroom door, because that goes to the White Roll of Fluffy Goodness, which is another thing I like to DESTROY!!!
The other day Mike said to Mom, "Are Dmitri's eyes open?" "Yes..." "Then he sees something he wants to DESTROY!" I thought that was pretty funny.
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