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what, huh?

ack!

The human made a ton of scary noises today! It was an all fronts attack! So many scary new weapons in her possesion. I had to hide under the bed all day and couldn't sleep. I let my borther investigate. Better him then me I say, send out the stupid scouts. Also a small food container was brought in. She isn't using the big one. I think something is amiss with it. I can't tell from here. If my brother stays alive for a few more hours I will leave my safe spot and go find my dinner. Maybe I will even check out this new little cold water box.

what, huh?

I'm Boromir. I love to play and attack and fetch my mice toys. I love to put them in my food or water dish and show them who's boss! I like to attack from behind or sneak attacks. Fighting in the open is for losers! If I get scared or confronted I will retreat to my safe locations. I fight dirty and always live to see another day. Watch out for me. I get such a kick and joy from attacking meanly and running away. I love to wake up my human when she sleeps, she always gets mad and yells and pushes me away but I always come right back. My favorite thing is to obsessivly scratch at the door or wall for no reason. I will stop for a moment and then start again just to drive her nuts. Man, she gets mad!! But all her threats are in vain and therefore fall on deaf ears. My older brother is the good cat, I attack him and then when he attacks me back I scream and make quite a fuss, then my human tells him to leave me alone- I always win! She says I am crazy and evil and calls me all these nicknames that I think have to do with someone on the big flashy box. I don't make anything easy, I make 4 people at the vets hold me down to clip my claws, I am all noise though, but I make it hard! Hee, hee, hee! I guess this is where my terrorist name comes from.