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ice

The human tried to attack the house today with many loud and smelly things. I couldn't get a wink of sleep. Also, a new box is in the house. She filled it will loud cold cubes, I think called ice. It looked like frozen water so when she dumbed the bag into the box I stood clear. After the lid was closed and she had put her food and drinks inside of course I had to sleep on it. I own everything. I think something must be wrong with the big cold box. She cleaned it all out and kept hitting and cussing at it. Or she's just crazy. Who knows. But I like sleeping on the new little chest. My brother the idiot that he is, is still scared of it.

hi there

Hi,
I am Aramis. I am a very huge Silver Tabby. I am usually pretty laid back and dolcile and let my crazy younger brother beat me up. But of course I have to show him who is really boss from time to time. I live in a very small apartment with my human. Try as I might she won't let me roam the outer hallway that I know is mine to explore. I meow at the door and meow at her all the time but she ingnores me. Sometimes I do beat her and put up a good fight before she can get me back into the house. My favorite time to do this is first thing in the morning when she goes out to go to work. She gets really mad and screams about time.... but hey, if she would just let me out when I want this little punishment game would not be needed. I also love to look out the window. I want to go outside and chase all those darn bugs and birds! My brother acts like a big tough guy but any little thing scares the heck out of him. He is a scardy cat but does stealth attacks! He plays with toys alot, I think that is dumb. He climbed up the window screen the other day and then the screen fell off, the dummy almost fell with it four stories. Man, he is an idiot, sometimes I can't even be bothered to roll my eyes at his actions.

ohh! My favorite thing the bus is outside, I must go investigate it.