Secrets of a dainty lady
Tagged for a Meme by DaisyOctober 23rd 2007 7:11 am[ Leave A Comment ]
I was tagged by my beautiful friend Daisy for a Meme. Here are the rules: I have to pick and list 10 fellow member and say a nice thing about them and about the person who tagged me. I then send a pmail or Rosette to the 10 I tagged. Here I go:
Merrow!July 27th 2006 6:05 am[ Leave A Comment ]
I've found that if I Merrow really nice and loud then the Lap Lady remembers its time to give me my medicines. I don't really know what they are but they taste like wet food and thats great with me! Whenever Lap Lady goes anywhere with a sink (the bathroom too!) I run in there, get between her legs, look up at her with my pretty eyes and say MERRROW! I've got her trained pretty well and its only been a few days. I've found the sink is the key to where the medicines come from and the bowls she puts them in.
Fun Weekend!July 27th 2006 6:05 am[ Leave A Comment ]
So this weekend I found out the Lap Lady has other uses. If I bring a sparkle ball to her she will throw it for me. Then I can run and jump and kill it properly. When it is good and dead I bring it back so she can make it alive again. She's good at it. I know that if she's reading or watching the flashy screen that I can just jump up on her with the dead sparkle ball and she'll figure out she needs to pay attention to me. When I have a dead sparkle ball I really need to protect it from the other two kitties. I have to growl really loudly so they know its mine and won't come steal it. Here's me and the green sparkle ball.
I'm coughing and sneezing a bitJuly 27th 2006 6:04 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Just when I thought I was settled in and wouldn't have to leave, that lady came back and lured me into that box with the holes and the metal door. She was wiley, I went in there to investigate the towel and then she shut the door on me! I promptly started in on my list of complaints (they all sound the same but I figured I'd repeat them many times anyway). Then she put me in the big grey thing that moves and makes strange noises. Just when I thought we headed for home she took me into that vet's office. We sat there for a long time but I decided to be quite because there were obviously louder animals with worse issues. After waiting for an eternity she put me on a high table and opened up the door. I merrily came out and of course started to purrrrrrr. I use this trick when I want everyone to say "Aw, how cute! Why don't you take that little darling home and give her some chicken!!". It didn't seem to work. The flashing numbers said 6.2 which the woman was happy with since two weeks ago they said 5.6. I was a little happier this time and even let them violate me with that temperature taker thingy. I was NOT pleased but being the lady that I am, I just kept on purring and didn't flinch at all. Then the little woman with the white coat came in. She asked the lady lots of questions about me and my eating and pooing (which is normal thank you very much!) and my sneezes and coughs. Lately I'd been sounding like a sneezing/coughing machine and I have lots of eye gunkies. While I could generally purr right on through the coughing, the past day or two I would have little coughing fits. After they tried to listen to my heart and lungs (I kept on purring) the lady in the white coat proclaimed that I am generally in fabulous health. However, she said I have a URI which she said came from some virus. Whatever, I just wanted to go home and tell Latte about this crazy place! (Seems when I did tell him he just looked at me like I was lucky to have only been there twice.)After everyone said how pretty I was 20 more times the lady brought me back home. Thank goodness! But then she picked me up and put some banana flavored stuff in my mouth. She was really quick (she said she has lots of experience with the Clavamox stuff)so it wasn't that bad.But here's the bad part! She picked me up again and tried to put this molasses like substance in my mouth (she said it was l-lysine but I just think its completely vile). Being a wiley little frootbat I turned and was able to avoid much of it but it got on my gorgeous fur!! Luckily the lady felt really bad and gave me a nice wipe down with a damp paper towel. I was happy to let her do that because I didn't know how I was going to get myself clean. I'm taking a nap now, today was just too crazy! Seems I have to take this stuff for 10 days now....YUCK! But Latte doesn't seem to care, he says he had to take it for 2 months. Being a frootbat is hard work!!
Things are looking up around here!July 18th 2006 9:04 am[ Leave A Comment ]
The stinky meezer kitten is actually a lot of fun. He likes to play HARD, which is my specialty, and he likes to snuggle too. We both fit in the Millie bed which is great because I really like to be warm. I gave him a bath and he smelled betteer but then he gave me one too.
OK, my entire world just changed!!!July 7th 2006 11:33 am[ Leave A Comment ]
So there I was minding my own business with my handsome brother and tons of cat friends when these two people came to my house. For some reason they kept trying to play with me and pet me. I was cordial at first but then I just wanted to be left alone. But then, horror of horrors, they put me in this box with holes. Then they put me in their car. I was terrified, I just wanted to go home. I figured the only way out was to try to claw my way. I bloodied all of my claws and it didn't seem to work. Then I just resorted to a constant verbal assault for 3.5 hours. For some reason neither of the people were too happy about that.
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