The Royal Family Secret

So we have decided to leak the news to Catster... I am a part of The Royal Family. I am the only member so far, i am Mentor/ Royal Highness #1. My job is to uphold the standards and teach the Underling to become like me.

Mentor/ Royal Highness #1

The Great Outdoors

So today me and the Human went out into the wildernes...erm... front yard! It was the weirdest, hottest, and dirtiest place ever! I walked around a little but i mostly complained and layed there! I was on this device called a harness? Anyone heard of it?
Well anyways lets see what you know about The Great Outdoors:
Did you know:

The brown stuff on the ground is called "Dirt"?

You can eat the green stuff called "Grass" and it isn't that bad?

You can't actually touch the sky ( I tried )?

There are these things called bug, and they BITE?

There are other ANIMALS that LIVE outside?

Well there is a little of what i learned on my wilderness adventure! Hope you learned a little and i urge you and your Human to take a trip to The Great Outdoors, it's an experience you need to have in your life! It may be dirty and hot but it's very interesting!

-THE END-

Living The Life Of Royalty!

So as usual i was sitting in my lounger chair, eating pasta, watching my very tasteful soap opera, when something dawned on me: " Humans are simple minded creatures whose only sole purpose on this earth is to please!" Of course i already knew this but it seemed to be more surreal now that i had thought it through!
As i was sitting there going on with my day the Human walked up to me and started chatting with me and here's a little how our "conversation" went:

Human: So my lovely Princess what would you like to plan for tomorrow?

Me: What do you have in mind that would please me?

Human: A scenic walk along the beach?

Me: Overated!

Human: A theatrical play and a little Italian food on our way home?

Me: Me go to a play? I need more class! Come on Human?

Human: A lovely day at the carnival with carmel apples and the whole experience?

Me: Are you serious?

Human: Okay my dear Princess, how about we stroll to the Petstore, aquire anything your heart desires, go grab some pasta, then come home and look back on the day you enjoyed the most?

Me: Sounds sensible, i guesse i could suffer through that!

Human: Alright tomorrow it is, chat with you later my lovely Dear!

So as you have seen from this commenly simple conversation that humans are simple, here to please their cats, and only want what is best for us! So next time your human decides to be a little absent minded or perhaps just simple remember they are trying their very best to please you, and thats all!

-THE END-

Oh yes... yes... yes...

I am now 1 year old, have a little sister and brother, changed my food twice, lost interest in toys, got banned from outside, and had two baths! I think i have lived enough!!

Cat Chat In the C.A.N.S (Cali and Nala, Simba) :

Princess Cali:" Why do you HAVE to sleep in my spot on the bed?"

Princess Nala: "Because that is the only spot to sleep!"

Princess Cali: "Nala, we sleep on a QUEEN size bed, im pretty sure thats big enough for 2 PRINCESS's to sleep in ( and the human)!"

Princess Nala: "Aww i see your point!"

Princess Cali: "Of course you do."

Simba: "Women."

The End.

My Birthday!

Yea in 3 days i am turning 1 years old!! This is the big one! I havent had a birthday yet and am looking forward to it.... wonder what mom is going to get me *thinks* Oh well i bet it will be great!

Remember to purrrr for all of the sick kitties affected by the recals!

Princess Cali

Mystery No. 2

Maybe dirt grows from the carpet..........
Maybe the plant tripped......
Maybe when i was running it jumped in front of me........
Maybe i dont like plants at all....
Did you ever think of that.....
I didnt think so......

Mystery No.1

My paws are wet because i took a shower..........
not because i was playing in the toilet.....
now let me on the bed.......
i am clean....

The "Other" Cat!

So heres how the tail, i wish it was a dream ( if it was it would be a nightmare ), began............

Mommy came rushing into the house kind of frantic if you would ask me (not that anyone around here does) and she was caring something furry. I thought perhaps it was a toy for me...... i was Very wrong!
She came into the bathroom (which is connected to my room) and sat the furry thing down and it Moved! I went to sniff it and mum made me move and go to my room! How rude! So i was of course waiting at the door for her to bring me my toy and instead she stayed in there for awhile and i heard a Meow! It scared me so i pawed open the door and went to take a look, what i saw made me scared and mad at the same time...........
IT WAS ANOTHER CAT!
I do not like other cats and especially that one. She seems to be stealing attention from me, but i will admit that mom does give me more treats and more playtime, so i guesse its alright as long as that cat stays out of my way!

To be Continued.............

Christmas Cards

So i made some Christmas Cards ( with the help of mummy ) and they turned out great.... well i didnt make them but there neat! The kitties who are going to recieve cards are as the following:

Bruce
Squeakers
Leo
Cheyanne
Diego
Truman
Toulouse
Gimli

We hope you all enjoy your Christmas cards! They should arrive in a few days, mum just put them in the mail! Hope everyone has a great time!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

My Secret Santy Paws!

So mommy and me went shopping for our kitty (cant tell you who yet) but anyways we got our kitty...... Oh yea i cant tell you that either cause our kitty might be reading this!! But we got our Secret Kitty some really cool things! We really hope they like them and hope its gotten to them! Cant wait to tell them who we are!!

Quotes:

It takes only a minute to get a crush on somekitty, an hour to like somekitty, and a day to love somekitty, but it takes a lifetime to forget somekit.

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Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

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Happiness lies for those who cry, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of kitties who have touched their lives.