Nicknames: Royal Highness #1, Mentor, Babygirl,Caleekwa,Cal Naughtin Jr.,Devious Little Devil,Baby Buffy Boo,Calers,Sweetie,Meow Meow,Cali girl,Fart face,Kitty Kitty,Sweetness,Drama Queen,...
Birthday: May 7th 2006
Coloration: Dilute Calico
Likes: Playing with Nala, eating corn, watching birds, and momma!
Pet-Peeves: Our blue heeler Jake, new things, loud noises, and fast movements!
Favorite Toy: Catnip!
Favorite Nap Spot: On MY bed, in the sink, or by the toilet ( bad habit ).
Favorite Food: Corn! And Cheese!
Skills: I can get mom to do anything i want!
Arrival Story: Well the human walked into the pet store rambling on about the shelter she had gotten back from and a cat she had saw ( how ironic ) and she walked over to MY cage, i wasnt that thrilled. She asked if she could open up the cage, i planned to escape. She thought i was leaping for her, like i wanted her or somthing ( yea right ), then she grabbed me and wouldnt let go and gave my original caretaker ( pet store owner ) his, no my, money and she walked out--- carring me! How absurd removing me from my house! Then she brought me to this thing she calls a home, and now thats where i reside.
Bio: Hello my name is Princess Cali or just Cali for short! I enjoy watching momma get ready for the day, laying in the window, chatting with my Catster friends, and catnip! I love making new friends so dont be afraid to say hi! I love Catster too! Its my favorite website ever!-Favorite Subjects-: Doigi,Chip,Leo,Cali,Bruce,Amigo,Mo use,Cheyene,Ben,Apollo,Athena,Arag ron,
Truman,Toulouse,Pumpkin,Kayla,VIJA Y, MOD, Lil Lilly,Squeakers,Bobbie,
Jay,Min,Gimli,Dot.......The List goes on and on...
Secret Source Unvailed:
As of 07/02-07 the Royal Family has unveiled there selves! I am the Master Royal Highness and the only Official in the household, i am Royal Highness #1, and Mentor. The Royal Family's sole purpose is to uphold the status we represent and slueth.
So we have decided to leak the news to Catster... I am a part of The Royal Family. I am the only member so far, i am Mentor/ Royal Highness #1. My job is to uphold the standards and teach the Underling to become like me.
So today me and the Human went out into the wildernes...erm... front yard! It was the weirdest, hottest, and dirtiest place ever! I walked around a little but i mostly complained and layed there! I was on this device called a harness? Anyone heard of it?
Well anyways lets see what you know about The Great Outdoors:
Did you know:
The brown stuff on the ground is called "Dirt"?
You can eat the green stuff called "Grass" and it isn't that bad?
You can't actually touch the sky ( I tried )?
There are these things called bug, and they BITE?
There are other ANIMALS that LIVE outside?
Well there is a little of what i learned on my wilderness adventure! Hope you learned a little and i urge you and your Human to take a trip to The Great Outdoors, it's an experience you need to have in your life! It may be dirty and hot but it's very interesting!
So as usual i was sitting in my lounger chair, eating pasta, watching my very tasteful soap opera, when something dawned on me: " Humans are simple minded creatures whose only sole purpose on this earth is to please!" Of course i already knew this but it seemed to be more surreal now that i had thought it through!
As i was sitting there going on with my day the Human walked up to me and started chatting with me and here's a little how our "conversation" went:
Human: So my lovely Princess what would you like to plan for tomorrow?
Me: What do you have in mind that would please me?
Human: A scenic walk along the beach?
Human: A theatrical play and a little Italian food on our way home?
Me: Me go to a play? I need more class! Come on Human?
Human: A lovely day at the carnival with carmel apples and the whole experience?
Me: Are you serious?
Human: Okay my dear Princess, how about we stroll to the Petstore, aquire anything your heart desires, go grab some pasta, then come home and look back on the day you enjoyed the most?
Me: Sounds sensible, i guesse i could suffer through that!
Human: Alright tomorrow it is, chat with you later my lovely Dear!
So as you have seen from this commenly simple conversation that humans are simple, here to please their cats, and only want what is best for us! So next time your human decides to be a little absent minded or perhaps just simple remember they are trying their very best to please you, and thats all!