November 15th 2008 8:53 am
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I've been tagged by Junior Fluffykins. I'm too old to play tag, but Momma insists that I should tell 7 things about myself anyway, so here it goes:
1. I was so big as a kitten that Momma bought me a dog toy as a joke and I used to carry it around in my mouth. (It was a toy cheeseburger.)
2. I like to dig in the litterbox. And dig. And dig.
3. I "bury" my wet cat food when I've had enough.
4. I stick my paw in the water dish before I drink.
5. I like my Furminator because it gets out the small mats. If Not-the-Momma used it more often, maybe I wouldn't have any mats. HINT! HINT!
6. One of my fangs is in a Ziploc bag on the front of the fridge.
7. I rule the roost.
August 31st 2008 2:32 pm
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If you'd like to see a pirate flag rosette for September, please show your support here:
http://www.catster.com/forums/Plus_Informational/thread/552262
Or if you don't have Plus, you can pmail HQ.
August 9th 2008 1:45 pm
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Well, my regular vet is off this week, but the covering vet said she didn't see anything alarming on my urine test.
I guess we'll have to wait until Tuesday to see what the next steps will be.
July 6th 2008 4:07 pm
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If you live in Massachusetts, please read Briana's diary for important information for all animal lovers.
http://www.catster.com/cats/338402#diary
June 30th 2008 6:37 pm
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I've discovered another word you can't say on Catster -- "poot."
Hmmm, maybe I'll have to replace one of the other words to keep the number at seven. I suppose I should replace "dog" with "poot." Around here, "dog" is a dirty word, but some folks actually like the stupid, slobbering creatures.
And apparently you can't say f*rt because my post about Walter the F*rting Dog was removed. I guess that's why they call the group Olde Furts.
The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Catster -- revised list:
7. Declaw
6. Fleabath
5. Vacuum
4. Vet
3. Poot
2. F*rt
1. Fake
Look! 2 four-letter F-words!
June 26th 2008 7:45 pm
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Happy Birthday, Not-the-Momma.
I left a surprise for you in the upstairs hall. Heh, heh.
June 23rd 2008 7:09 am
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Dog
Ticks
Declaw
Fleabath
Vacuum
Vet
Fake
R.I.P. George Carlin
June 11th 2008 8:17 am
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I don't know what has gotten into Momma. She came over here this morning and let me in the living room, which is always nice, but then when she picked me up to take me out, she cracked my little skull against the doorframe! OUCH!!
Then she noticed the inch and a half of fur I left on her shirt, so she got out the Furminator. I like being brushed so I didn't mind at first until she decided to get out the mats on the back of my leg. Again, I say OUCH!
Then, she helps herself to a Pepsi from the fridge that I'm laying on. OK, that's fine, but then she grabs a straw, rips the paper off one end and puts it in her mouth and points the other end at me. I gave her a glare that told her she better not dare blow the straw paper at me. But she did it anyway and hit me right between the eyes! She could have put my eye out! She tried to pet me afterwards, but she was laughing so I pulled my head away which just made her laugh even more. What is wrong with her today??
May 29th 2008 6:30 am
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My evil plan is working out even better than I could have imagined. I changed Briana's primary photo with a photoshopped picture for her 10th birthday. I changed the music on her page to "The Old Gray Mare." I signed her up for the Olde Furts group. I sent her a cupcake with OLD FART candles. Then, to top it all off, Catster chose Rufus to be a Daily Diary Pick!!!! MOL!!!! That is just the icing on the cake!! Briana has been beside herself for weeks since little Jack Matt was a DDP and she's never been chosen. She's been scheming and campaigning to get picked and thought she might have a chance since it was her birthday. Instead Rufus is chosen for like the 3rd or 4th time! This is too good to be true . . . MEOWHAHAHA!
December 25th 2007 1:45 pm
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On December 26, 2006, Hazel Lucy started the Get Well Purr list. Because of her dedication and hard work, sick kitties can get the purrs and support they need, and caring kitties have one central location to check for updates on kitties in need of purrs and prayers.
Thank you, Hazel Lucy, for everything you do.
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