More Mission Transmissions...

Brat Kat -- Impurrtent Mission, August 16th, 2006
Doc -- My New Job
Miss Hiss -- Demolitions Expert, August 16th, 2006
Number Two -- Lotus Training # TWO, August 16th, 2006
Number Two's Kittens We would like to thank the Academy.., August 17th, 2006

Over and out,
Cat-o-Lantern

Application from Dusk -- Code Breaker

Mrrmmmm... I woke up this morning, had some breakfast and then went back to bed as my mommy hogged the computer. Now she's gone and I got on and found another application. The talent is overwhelming, but not surprising -- we are kitties after all...

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Dusk writes:

My furmily has told me about this mission & I think I could help mew out. I would like to be catsidered for da Code Breaker purrsition.

I am always wanting to know what's going on in my howse. I'm always hanging around meowmie when she's doing her catputer stuff & I think I've got her figured out. She luffs my schmoogling so much she will tell me anything I want to know. She lets me watch all the web-surfing she does & nefur wonders why I am so infurested.

So it won't be that hard fur me to catinue to spy on her, because I'm already doing it.

My spy name can be Mr. Guy Cat.

Purrs in spy-a-tude,
Dusk
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Soon those humans that feed us and pet us and love us will be under our total control...

Over and out,
Cat-o-Lantern

Mission Progress...

The reports that I am getting from my operatives is stunning! So far we are in the team building and training phases of the mission, but these kitties have taken to it with such enthusiasm and creativity, I am most impressed!

In the darkness of my secret cave (it's where I must go to read my communications lest that pesky human grabs me for cuddles, lovins, and kissins), my computer screen flickers with each transmission... I wonder if Ralston Purina knows what they're in for?

Number Two -- my secret mission, August 4th, 2006
Number Two -- Flying Cats, August 5th, 2006
Lotus -- Excitement: good and bad, August 7th, 2006
Number Two -- Strange things are happening, August 9th, 2006
Number Two -- map to the farm, August 9th, 2006
Lotus -- Lotus training exercise #1, August 11th, 2006
Number Two -- Lotus Training #ONE, August 11th, 2006
Number Two -- Two down, three to go..., August 12th, 2006
Orange Sneaker -- Mission Exercise #1, August 12th, 2006
Lotus -- Lotus training exercise #2, August 13th, 2006
Orange Sneaker -- Lotus Exercise #2, August 14th, 2006
Underfoot -- [Information on Cat Nutrition], August 14th, 2006

Over and out,
Cat-o-Lantern

The Team so far...

This has been a very productive week and a half! I have found many of the requisite members for our secret mission that will ultimately lead to Kitty World Domination! I am so proud of them!

The team members thus far are:
Miss Sly -- Mistress of Disguise
Underfoot -- Communications and Linguistics
Da Poo -- Medic
Doc -- Medic
Miss Hiss -- Demolitions
Lotus -- Self Defense
Number Two -- Cartography and Self Defense
Brat Kat -- Information Gathering
Mr. Bond -- Munitions and Photography
Orange Sneaker -- Surveillance
Merlin the Cat Wizard
Skeezix the Cat
Cat-o-Lantern -- Chief Operative

Looking at my list, I still need:
1. Assassin -- Not a pleasant job, but sometimes a rat will rat you out, you know? This cat will be an excellent hunter.

2. Technician -- Someone to help us coordinate our communication by using the coolest spy gadgets available. Must be creative and ingenious.

3. Construction -- We may need to dig some tunnels. We need a kitty who can build a safe tunnel for infiltration and escape.

4. Information Gatherer -- This is a little bit different than surveillance in that this kitty will need to find out key information about the players who run our target.

5. Code Breaker -- Sometimes humans write their secrets in secret codes -- a computer wizard kitty is probably well suited to this position.

Of course, any interested parties may pmail me with the Subject Line: Secret Mission...

Application from Desiree -- Demolitions Operative

This sounds like one dangerous kitty!

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Desiree writes:

I would like to apply for the Demolitions position on mewr team. I have made short work of my meowmie's office chair, tearing the top back of it to shreds. I also have excellent range on my projectile vomiting. Especially when it's on the carpet. I can stretch a stream to be almost as long as I am. I can even be sneaky, going into dark rooms to lay my trap, making sure it's between the door & the lamp, so the hoomin cannot help but step in it.

I am also good at spotting greebles & ghosties, so I could also help out if needed in surveillance or as an early-warning system in dangerous situations.

Mewrs in catdom,
Desiree
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Welcome to the team!

*Mental note: Do not let her near my human's niece's cat who is also good at vomiting.

Over and out,
Cat-o-Lantern

Application from Isis -- Information Gathering Operative

This is a very talented family indeed! I find another application with Damienne and Clarisse's home address:

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Isis writes:

I am applying for the purrsition of Surveillance, or if that is filled, I could also do Infurmation Gathering. I'm a sneaky kitty, always watching efurry kit & hoomin in my house. I'm a good hider, often no one can find me until I am ready to be found. I could also be good with munitions, since I have deadly hairballs that meowmie frequently steps on in the dark. I also am sneaky in peeing in places other than my litterbox, mostly because it is never clean enough for me.

I eagerly await your agreement fur me to join mewr team.

Mews,
Isis
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Welcome to the mission pretty Isis!

Over and out,
Cat-o-Lantern

Application from Damienne (Baby Kitty) & Clarisse -- Medics

I just knew that I would find, among this population of talented and sweet kitties, those that would have healing abilities! They will make a great addition to the team!

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Damienne (Baby Kitty) writes:

I think I would be good as mewr Medic. I am the family nurse kitty, & I have the healing purr. I can even make the hoomins feel better in my house with cuddling & purring. If mew are looking fur a younger kitty fur this mission, then my sisfur Clarisse is also a good candidate. She luffs efurry kitty & efurry hoomin. She is so kind & gentle, that the only thing she could be is a medic, since she is definitely a non-combatant. Or you can be extra-safe & have 2 medics, that way you will be well-covered in case of real trouble.

I look forward to mewr answer.

Purrs,
Damienne (& Clarisse tew)

And then Clarisse writes:

Damienne said she already put me in for a position with mewr team, but I'd like to put my own two treats in. I think I would be a good medic, even if it were to be an assistant toDamienne. I am kind, gentle, & also have a healing purr. Also, my hoomin male is an EMT & he can give me some extra pointers in the medical department. As a team, Damienne & I could save many kitties if the need should arrive. I can run & get them out of the danger & Damienne could start purr treatment on arrival.

Please consider us for mewr operations.

Purrs,
Clarisse
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I'm convinced! Welcome to the team, kitties!

Over and out,
Cat-o-Lantern

Application from Skeezix the Cat -- Surveillance Co-Operative

This is one creative kitty... How in this world could I turn down this cool cat?

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Skeezix the Cat writes:

Deer Emma --
Thank yoo for considering me for yer misshun. Am I too late to apply for a pozishun?

I can't think of a fancy name for my pozishun, but what I wood be good at is the Sqweeze-into-small-places persun (a "Sqweezix" if yoo will). Yoo see, I am a tiny littul runt and maybe it wood be good to teem me up with my best frend, Kismet, becuz Kismet cood boost me up and I cood sqweeze into very very small places that Kismet cood not sqweeze into becuz he is a big man cat. I have more outfits than even Kismet has, so we cood eezily go undercuver together.

Also, I mite be good in the role of audio survaylunce. Yoo see, I also have humungus satellite dish ears and I can heer evrything without even having speshul elektronic eqwipmint.

I look forwerd to heering frum yoo!
Skeezix the Cat
www.skeezixthecat.com
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Ahh yes... This "Sqweezix" will do most nicely for a Surveillance Co-Operative!

Over and out,
Cat-o-Lantern

Application from Merlin the Cat Wizard -- Chemist

This is an interesting application... I'd contacted Merlin the Cat Wizard at the recommendation of one of my operatives. What a wonderful surprise -- a Wizard cat!

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Merlin the Cat Wizard writes:

Meows, Emma. A very impressive mission, I must say. My wizardry skills would be best utilized creating potions and spells and uncovering the secret ingedients used by opponents. The chemist position will do just nicely.

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Mrrrrrr... I've found our Chemist.

Over and Out,
Cat-o-Lantern

Application from Leo -- Surveillance Operative

I had contacted Leo because, upon looking at his page, I could see that he was good at getting into different places and being sneaky. While all of us felines are somewhat sneaky, I must admit a bias for kitties that like to hide in laundry baskets as it is one of my favorite places. It smells of mommy and she is the one who opens the pouches of food after all...

The enthusiasm for this mission is exciting. We are getting so many steps closer to the Ultimate Goal -- Kitty World Domination!

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Leo writes:

oh dear!! I am so sorry for the dalay--my humans keep going on vacation and turning the computer off!!! Humph....Summertime!!!

I am very interested in this hole mission thing though!

I think that you have chosen the perfect job for me. I am very sneaky!! And, I can get into places that you can't even imagine just so I can spy and nobody knows I am even there!!!!

Who exactly are we spying on???

And, I have chosen my spy name!!! I think I want it to be.....The orange sneaker??? What do you think?? Maybe something different. I am up for suggestions. Let me know!!

I hope to hear back soon.
Purrs and meows~Leo
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I have found another operative! Surveillance. This is coming together so nicely!

Over and Out,
Cat-o-Lantern