Keepers Bed

I use to sleep in the computer chair, the couch but mom made those unavailable to me so now I take up naps on the mans bed...that is when I decide to come in from the great outdoors. Well this saturday I got him good I decided to eat a mouse I had caught on his sheets. Not a happy person he was so I got kicked off (not literly) and the half eatten mouse got thrown away. But I won cause he had to wash his bedding ...he just had new bedding put on two days earier. I am so good. Got to keep them hopping all the time.
I RULE YEA

No a lap Kitty

My mom wanted a snuggle kitty one she could sit and pet and just be a cute ie. Well I am not I am a little devil in white clothing. I mean fur
I won't be picked up , sit on anyones lap or cater to the needs of my family. I am a cat that rules the roost. I go in and out as I please and sleep where i please and forget about other animals I won't deal with them this is my place and I RULE.
Mom and Dad yeah well my keepers....Got two new dogs the Chihuahua kind I don't like them and every chance I get I swat at them. The smaller one wants me to play and even is not affraid of me, stupid dog but the older one...ha ha I got that one so scared it won't come with in 10 feet of me and it shakes when I pass. Yeah thats right I rule.... I am cool....it is all about me.

My Spay I mean Neuter

When my mom decided to take a cat of her sisiters she said yes okay but it has to be a girl. So one day when old enough her sister brought me to my new home.
Then while going to the vet to get fixed and shots the vet quoted mom for a female spay... BUT... when he went to do the surgery found out I was a boy. Well it is a big laugh at the vets plus the fact my tail measures 13 inches long of which the vet had never seen before.
Oh by the way i am the only one left out of 4 litter mates all the rest parished some way or another even tho they had homes.