September 18th 2012 5:44 am
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Avast, me hearties! Tis on the next morn' that all the land will be prattlin' an most wondrous purrate prattle... Yes, it do seem that Talk Like a Purrate Day tis here at last! Me own favorite of holidays. Perchance yee be needin' ah primer on talkin' like a swaggerin' bilge rat. Here be some hints of the plunder, if yee be catchin' me drift:
Add lots ah adjectives, the more colorful the better.
Use the word "be" instead of "is."
Use any sea creature you can think of randomly. "Ahh but that be a fine cuddlefish in yer coffee!"
Repeat ah phrase worth the hearin', just change the word order slightly. Repeat phrases what be worth the hearin'!
End sentences wit "says I!" or "Look lively thar!"
When all confusion arises, just yell ARRRRRRR!
Phrases what somewhat rhyme seem more purratey.
Some good random phrases in purrate be "Thar be..." "Me thinks tis..." "what fer"
And of course, be sure tah tell at least one scallywag tha walk the plank.
Yo ho ho & a barrel ah purrs! I be wishin' yee ah most merry scuttlin' ah proprieties on the morn'! Happy Purr like a Purrate Day tah yee all! Arrrrrrgh!
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Arrgh, we be practicin' arrr pirate speak fur tomorrows celebration!
MOL I'm trying to reply in pirate but still having trouble MOL
I think I'll stick with ARRRRRRRRR ye ol' matey MOL I hope that works.
ARRRR ye matey's, Pirate Day be here!