Age: 12 Years Sex: Female Weight: 8 lbs.
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emmietine , aqua em and scuba steve
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September 15th 2004
i'm two scoops of rotten. chew. chew chew. i get into everything! i climb everywhere.i'm busy busy busy. i love the shower, sinks, tub or water dish and have a perpetual urge to wash everything. if i can't get into water i will bathe myself in attention
annoyed if i can't get in the potty for a cool relaxing swim. mommy stacks books and heavy stuff on the toilet. being freakishly strong & determined I can clear them off quickly... i'm easily redirected and off to find something else to get into
anything i can possibly pull, drag , carry or chew...virtually everything is a toy that needs a bath . i love to play in water and then use everything in the house to dry myself off on. especially the couch or clean bedding.
Favorite Nap Spot:
wherever i can squeeze, hang or hide. even where i can't possibly fit, i'll wedge myself into it
anything mommy is trying to eat. everything is yummy. even if its dirt, metal or rocks it's delicious to me. whatever i eat i'm sure to make a gut bomb. i can pooter just from drinking water.
i love to swim, claw, snag,chew, break and stink-suave everything . i have a full menu of endless irritating skills. i'm always where i'm NOT supposed 2 be and did i mention i love to bite?
em was a rescue cat and now she's a full time job for me. she was given to us by people that couldnt handle her handicaps. she's more mischievious than a little kid and just like a terrible two year old, she is contantly in to something. aside from being annoying she has chronic ear infection from always being wet. even though she has medication in both ears at all times the smell is enough to make even the strongest stomach wretch. her smell reminds us much of her behavior, terrible at best... she will try to chew or eat things that normally wouldn't appeal to any animal. when she's not full from eating a flip flop or tooth brush, we try to get her to eat normal cat food. she would rather play with the food than eat it. she also dispenses dry cat food through out the house. we find crushed kibbles in our shoes , my purse, our pillows...the list is infinate. she has constant bowel distress so we've tried every type of diet the vet has to offer. everything gives her horrible gas. she can clear a room quickly with her raunchy silent toots. we're convinced her insides are totally rotten.
this rogue kitty is a handful to say the least but i dont mind, she never fails to amuse me. even though she's a play-doh factory , she knows whats most important , and thats always using ONLY the litter box. i appreciate this miracle since nothing else seems to sink in. she's jolted house guests who raise the toilet lid to find a cat laying in the toilet bowl like a jacuzzi. she can turn the bathroom faucet on herself to drown any object she considers to be "hers" such as the car keys or ceiling fan remote . she soaks in her water dish and also uses it to try and make everything else swim too. she will put anything she finds in the toilet. she has a motor thats stuck in high gear , so she rarely lays down or rests. she literally collapses in the middle of chewing or playing from sheer exhaustion. after a brief recharge she's up and into something new. she never sleeps for more than a few minutes at a time and when she does sleep she snores like a chain-saw. so even when she's asleep she's irritating . i'm sure her problems go way beyond being deaf but as long as i can keep her safe and happy, i don't mind. when friends meet emmie, and see her in action, they understand my bond and why my life would be empty without her constant disruption.
6 of 9
2 scoops of rotten
The Groups I'm In:
☼Krazy Kitties☼, * MICHIGAN KITTYS & DOGGYS*, ****Trouble-makers Anonymous****, All of us who drink from the faucet - or other running water!, Cats in sinks, Crazy cat antics, Deaf Cat Group, Monkey Business, Pouncers, Pretty Kitties!!, Royal Canin® Felines, The "we'd be on drugs or jail" if we where human group., Tortoiseshell cat and Black cat Combo!, Tortoiseshell Cats of Catster
my funk factor:
i can make anything in the house that i touch smell like a s%!t house door on a tuna boat
marge schott and pepe le' pew
my last life was:
is there any such thing as a skunk fish? `·.¸¸.·´¯`·. ><((((º> `·.¸¸.·´¯`·. ><((((º>`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.><((((º>
my most annoying trait:
dried turd magician. i can make a mummified frank appear from nowhere. i collect them like spare change.
my saving grace:
extreme affection floozey. willing to let ANYONE pet or groom me
I've Been On Catster Since:
|June 22nd 2006
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August 28th 2006 2:54 am
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...another day of "me" time. i'm getting a lot of attention this morning. my family discovered my carnage. i have been on a mission half the night to rid the house of an annoying device. i've managed to drag the clock radio from the bedroom night stand all the way out to the kitchen. no more annoying flashing lights. i chewed the power cord off and then gnawed off the radio dial. i was sure that no one liked this thingy anyway. mom and dad begin every day smacking it on top of the head with the same disgusted scowl i get when i'm bad.
June 29th 2006 3:47 pm
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somethings' going on around here but i don't know what. stellabean is walking all over the place and won't sit still. mommy is not paying any attention to us today and seems to be sad about something. i've put some things from her purse in my waterdish and she hasn't even bothered to dry them off. i don't like being ignored i'm going to bite her feet , at least she'll pick me up for a minute...
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