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The Lord of the Manor Speaks


February 4th 2010 6:25 pm
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I just heard about the latest outrage that will befall me tomorrow. As if it's not bad enough to have to go to the vet and get my blood sucked and all kinds of other indignities, I will be getting a haircut! Of course, I must be lightly sedated for this to reduce my stress and because I just go crazy mean at the vet.

Since I am older, I can't reach my back furs to groom them. I won't let anyone help me either, like Mommy. It just hurts too much. So now I have big pinchy mats that are hurting me. My coat from the end of my back to my tail is all matted. Also, my nails are way too long. So I am getting a new haircut and my nails done. Does this sound like mancat activity to you? I think not.

Mommy says all men need a little manscaping sometimes and that I will look and feel better when it's done. I guess I have no choice in the matter since she is bigger than me and I will get taken whether I want to go or not!

The only good that will come of this is that Mommy will not drive to her office tomorrow but will stay at home and work there. I will be there to add my two meows to every conference call she has!


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Purred by: Teebo - Angel Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

February 4th 2010 at 6:47 pm

Mouse, we're purring that your manscaping goes well tomorrow.
Purred by: Stacey H

February 4th 2010 at 6:51 pm

I'm sorry about those matts, Mouse. I bet they hurt! Your mommy is right--you will feel better afterward. And what mancat wouldn't look great after a pawdicure? I get them all the time, and the resident girlcats tell me I look quite foxy. Try not to worry. You'll be home in no time!
Purred by: Samoa - Diva Angel (Catster Member)

February 4th 2010 at 8:34 pm

You're a very handsome mancat, and getting a pawdicure and haircut makes you even more attractive to the girls! I think you'll feel better getting those mats out!

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