The Lord of the Manor Speaks

Catsy is Crazy!

August 22nd 2007 12:29 pm
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Ok, so I have been wondering why the door to Mommy and Daddy's room has been closed lately. Last night, it was finally open, and I found out what they have been hiding in there. ANOTHER CAT! Her name is Catsy. I met her before, but it was a long time ago so I only remember her a little.

She hissed at me when I went into the room, but I ignored her. She was in this little pink bed and she did not get out. Guess what else Mommy has been hiding in there? THE GOOD FOOD! Catsy gets Fancy Feast dry nummies and I only get my stupid urinary food that tastes yucky. Well, I just helped myself and had a little feast that was fancy myself! Then I took a sip of water, and then it was off to check out the bathrooms.

Catsy has this little pink litterbox, and it smelled HORRIBLE. I don't know what she does in there. I hung out there for a little while. The whole time, Catsy was pretending to be asleep, but I could see her staring at me with one open eye.

Mommy was there too, to make sure nothing bad would happen. She noticed that Kiki kept her distance. She knows better than to trifle with Catsy, but not me! After she politely tolerated my violation of her space, I went right up to that pink bed and got right in Catsy's face. She looked small enough for me to beat up.

Well, that is when all heck broke loose. She went CRAZY, with her screaming and yelling and swatting. I was so surprised that I mostly just stood there, dumbfounded. Mommy picked me up and escorted me out of the room "before I got hurt". Hmmmph. I can handle this myself, Mommy!

Daddy always says Mommy needs to let us cats work things out ourselves, even if we fight a little. But Mommy worries too much about us getting hurt to just let us fight. Daddy rolls his eyes and says we cats will never learn how to get along if she interferes. Yeah, Daddy, you tell her! I can fight my own battles!

Until next time...Catsy! You better sleep with one eye open!

 
 

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