  Age: 5 Years Sex: Male Weight: 10 lbs.
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Nicknames:
Ritsy, Little Meow Meow, Turkey Ass, Stinky, the Stynx, Rollin' Rits
Kitty Complexion:
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Coloration:
Cream
Likes:
Sleeping, eating, attention, blues music, licking & chewing plastic bags, sniffing everything
Pet-Peeves:
Loud noises, baths
Favorite Toy:
Black string, rubberbands, catnip mouse, catnip bag with "50lbs." printed on it.
Favorite Nap Spot:
In the corner with his blanket for a bed (he refuses a real cat bed).
Favorite Food:
Chicken Soup brand dry cat food
Skills:
Owns a consignment shop in town and a manure company. Uses his spare time to write his memoirs.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
One day we were frolicking around town as we so often did when we saw this small animal strolling down the side of the road wearing a top hat and carrying a cane over his shoulder with a handkerchief full of his possesions tied to the end of it. Upon closer inspection we saw that it was a cat. We asked him where he was going and he told us how he didn't really have anywhere to go and that he was just taking a walk around town. He said that sometimes he'll set up his top hat on the sidewalk, stand in front of it and dance in hopes of getting people to toss some coins in his hat. We didn't believe him at first. But soon he showed us just how well he could 'claw a rug'. People kept throwing quarters in his top hat as his little paws moved around swiftly and daintly while tossing about his cane. His feet were as fast as lightening, but still they maintained poise and grace. We were highly impressed. We asked him if he had a home and he wistfully told us that he did not. After discussing it amongst ourselves we decided that it would be just right for this entertaining little kitty to come live with us. Rits happily accepted. And we've been a family ever since.
Lives Remaining:
8 of 9
Forums Motto:
entrepurrneur
The Groups I'm In:
I'm Not Orange; But I Am Proud, Working Cats, AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY, All Kitty-All The Time™, Cats & Music, Charity Kitties, Curious Kitties, End Animal Testing, I Knead You, Paws with Claws
How did you get started in business?:
Well, once I sold my first bag of manure it was all downhill from there. I opened SF industries, my manure company, and business is always booming. Shortly after that I was given the opportunity to open a consignment shop. I snapped it up as though it were fresh catnip. I gave it the clever name of "The Ritz" and it has been a hit too. To be a success in business you need the know-how and you have to be good with money. I am lucky enough to be experienced in both.
Click to Give Free Food & Care:
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I Was In The:
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
325524
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February 13th 2007 11:29 am
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I just added more photos of me. I removed a few and added some other ones. Have fun looking. Oh, and don't drool ;)
In other news....nothing. All I ever do anymore is laze around all day. That is, when I'm not brown nosing so I can get stuff. I am so clever.
Well, time for another nap.
meow meow,
Rits
November 28th 2006 7:35 pm
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I didn't win the "World's Coolest CAT And dog Show". I guess I'm just not handsome enough. Oh well.
In other news...my owners recently bought me another catnip bag that says "50lbs" on it! I love those! Now I can show everyone how strong I am again! Grrrrrr!
Be good to your owners!
meow meow,
Rits
November 20th 2006 10:02 am
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Hello fellow felines,
I am entered in The World's Largest CAT & dog Show. So, I thought that I might use my diary for campaigning for some votes:
Ahem.
Vote for me and I promise a clean litter box for every cat! Vote for me and I will make humans slaving over cats mandatory! Vote for me and I promise new cat toys for all cats! Vote for me and I will require cat treats to be a regular part of a cat's meal! Vote for me and...
..and...
Okay, so...I can't really do all of that...
But vote for me because I'm really awesome!
meow meow,
Rits the Spry Wonder Cat
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