August 23rd 2006 2:12 pm
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My mom was mean to me today. I don't know what I did to cause such violence in her! Well, o.k, maybe I DID kinda sorta go pee on her kid's bed. Well, I had to go, and the litterbox was ALL THE WAY downstairs! You'd have thought that I committed some sort of terrible crime or something! First she finds me where I was just settling down under her bed (since I got my body needs attended to). When there she is, looking all furious! I give her an innocent look and then she goes berserk! She drags me out from under the bed and proceeds to give me what humans call "a spanking"! Me! A noble cat! She whupped my butt! I've never been so insulted in all my life- and it hurt too!So, I did what any normal cat would do under the circumstances- I left! Hummph! Let her come and find me NOW when she wants cat attention!! Oh,yea, she also screamed and yelled at me, right near my sensitive ears!