Scariest Day Ever!!

Last Thursday,according to my meowmy,I went to the Evil Den of Horrors. My meowmy calls this place "the vet". Once there,I was subjected to evil and cruel torture at the hands of this "vet" and his assistant.They held me down on a cold metal table and,I shudder to remember it,stuck pointy things in me!I tried to protect myself,but it was no use.Then they stuck me in this hideous box that rumbled,and when I got out again,I was home. Why is the Cat Hater smirking at me?What does she mean,meowmy,I got a shot in my butt?This was the Worst Day Ever,meow!

Waah!Mean Human!

My mom was mean to me today. I don't know what I did to cause such violence in her! Well, o.k, maybe I DID kinda sorta go pee on her kid's bed. Well, I had to go, and the litterbox was ALL THE WAY downstairs! You'd have thought that I committed some sort of terrible crime or something! First she finds me where I was just settling down under her bed (since I got my body needs attended to). When there she is, looking all furious! I give her an innocent look and then she goes berserk! She drags me out from under the bed and proceeds to give me what humans call "a spanking"! Me! A noble cat! She whupped my butt! I've never been so insulted in all my life- and it hurt too!So, I did what any normal cat would do under the circumstances- I left! Hummph! Let her come and find me NOW when she wants cat attention!! Oh,yea, she also screamed and yelled at me, right near my sensitive ears!

What Happened to Mom?

Today,mom and her human family came back from vacation.They left me and my siblings with the cat sitter,meow!Anyway,mom looks funny ! She looks red and feels hot when she hugged me-what's up with that?She hugged and kissed me like she hadn't seen me in years,not days!Mom,you're squishing me and you're hot!Mom says it's something called sunburn.Burn?Like fire?I'm glad I have my fur to protect me!She was even more glad to see Shadow(suck-up!mom's pet!).Mom says that we don't have to worry about the Infamous CH getting rid of us any more!She gave up!YAY!!!A victory for cats everywhere,meow!

My Friend Maxi

When I was a kitten, I stayed for a few days at my mom's mom's house. This was where we live now,but we didn't then.When I first got there, I noticed a large male cat lying on the couch by himself.Who is this,I wondered?Mom introduced the male to me as "Maximillian" or "Maxie" for short.He did try to be friendly,but I got a little nervous.I was not ready for meeting anyone so handsome as him,so I hissed and growled at him!After that,he ignored me.Just as well,he could have sat on me!He was black and white.Mom said that he was a "tuxedo cat",which means that it looked as if he was wearing a tuxedo.Mom loved him very much,since he was her first cat.Mom can't put a website up for him since she has no digital pictures of him,only regular ones,but whenever she sees a tutedo cat on catster,she says "that cat looked like Max".He was a great cat.

What's THAT?

Today,mom brought something up to us.What is it?It looks like a carpet square with a tall stick coming out of it and a pompom on the top of that.And this pompom moves by itself!If I just bat it with my paw---YIKE---!It really really moved!Wow!That was kinda neat!Too bad you can't eat it-Maggie would've liked it.Wait-that's all it does?Too boring!I'm leaving.Wait!Mom has GREAT NEWS! The Infamous Cat Hater is GIVING UP her campaign to get rid of us?Yea!!We're spared!!Now I'm gonna nap now...

Morning Duties

This morning I had to do the usual chores-make sure my "mommy" gets up for work. There she is-in the bed asleep (as usual!). She better get up- it's 4:30 a.m. Uh,oh,here comes the other alarm clock! That girl's mother also feels that it is her duty to wake her up! Hey Big Lady! That's MY job!! I'll just stick my face right in hers and nudge her until she gets the hint-oh,good,she's awake! Now she can open the door and let me out!I'm hungry! Here comes the Big Mouth One shooting off his big mouth so early in the morning. And look- she has to pick him up and cuddle and kiss him! Bleech!What a ham!"Ooh!Shadow is the most handsomest kitty in the universe" is NOT what I want to hear first thing in the morning!I'm going back to sleep before she goes after me!