February 3rd 2011 3:50 pm
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I have been tagged for the game going around. List five things about my human that are annoying to me and then tag five of my friends.

1. My Mom rescued me from a bad situation, so it is hard for me to list things that she does that annoy me. I mean, she feeds me, and grooms me, and protects me from rain and snow and Coffee! Coffee thinks she is the Queen of the House and the Whole World. Anyway, I would really like it if Mom would wake up when I tell her the alarm clock is about to scare her out of bed. I try and try my best every day to let her know the alarm is about to sound. I usually start about 30 minutes ahead of time but then I have to be more persistent as it gets closer. I know she is grateful for my efforts because she always says my name. Every day she says “Pandora, please leave me alone and let me blah blah blah blah.” See? She says “Pandora!” That’s my name.

2. I usually love it when Mom grooms me and give me Petramalt but when I sometimes have matted furs, or when my pant furs get really, really long and catches some of my poos, Mom gets out the scissors and gives me a short fur-cut. Most of the time the trimmed furs are not so bad, but when she trims my uh…er…you know, when she trims my panties…well a girl like me just doesn’t like to wear her pant furs that short!! Mom, that embarrasses me!

3. Every morning Mom picks up my baby toys and puts them in the toy box! I have to search and search for my babies until they are all rescued from the toy box and put them back in the living room, or dining room, or hallway and sometimes I let them play in the bedroom. Mom!!! Why do you take my babies every day?

4. My Mom sometimes puts supplies in a thing she calls a suitcase and when she leaves the condo she does not come back for days and days and hours and even though our best friend-fursons come in a feed us and talk to us, I miss my Mom! Why does she have to leave like that? She always comes back, but it still makes me upset.

5. Cat tree! I keep asking and begging for a very tall cat tree so I can run away from that hissy Coffee Pot (Coffee Pot is too fat to run up a tree after me…heeheeheee). Everytime the catalog comes in the mail I make sure I purr real loud when Mom looks at the pages of cat trees. I tell her the word “CAT-a-log” should be a clue that it is meant for her to buy me (a CAT) a cat tree. She still hasn’t brought it.

Now for the final step, I will tag my friend Pandora (cuz she has the same name as me!), Jaspurr, Polarus, Regulus, and Rufus. Now, tag five other friends and invite them to play!