Pet-Peeves: my baby bruther Skeezix, hoo i call the wite rat
Favorite Toy: the pussy pleezer rainbow wand
Favorite Nap Spot: One of the four heated Cat Cups
Favorite Food: Fancy Feast Grilled Beef in Gravy, Toona
Skills: Ketching snakes and bringing them in the howse. I have an ixtensive vockabulary and I know many trix like "shake" "get in the box" "give me a high five" "fetch" and "sit".
indoors and outdoors
Arrival Story: I wuz a replacement for my uncle Mao. The Food Lady has had Simeze cats since she was born, so that's why I am Simeze. Nobody picked me win she came to chooze me becuz I have very bad crossed eyes. But she likes crossed eyes. My wite rat baby bruther Skeezix has crossed eyes, too. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face are very nice to live with. I like sleeping in the Food Lady's armpit.
Bio: I'm very fame-us over the internet for my yarmulke photo, which has been viewed over a hundred thousand times.
This weekend thare was a big Bay Area Pet Fare and Catster had a booth thare. We coodn't go cuz the lady and the man were at a funeral. But I got to participate cuz Catster used my Catster page in thare slide show.... and I GOT MY PIKCHER TAKEN WITH THE GRATE TED RHEINGOLD!!!!
Of korse, the wite rat will be sqweeling with jellusy any minit now. It duzn't git much better than this!
eech player startz wid seven random factz abowt demselvez. catz hoo ar tagged need to rite in dere own diary abowt da seven random factz an da roolz. u need to chooz seven catz to tag and list dere namez. don’t ferget to leeve dem a comment dat dey hav been tagged an to reed yer diaree."
Heer are my 7 randum fax:
1. I am the smartest cat in my howse.
2. I'm kranky.
3. I am a 2-persun cat, with an emfusiss on the ladey. She's my faverit. If she duzn't come home at nite, I go owt looking for her. Wich is win I git lost or stuk on a roof.
4. I'm vary terrytoriul. If a dawg sets one paw on owr frunt lawn, I'll take 'im.
5. The wite rat drives me nuts.
6. I am a creecher of habit.
7. I am vary vary lowd. Espeshully win I'm dragging my ranebow wand toy all over the howse.
Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat
Big whoop. So it's my berthday. It's my pal Rocky the Guttercat's berthday too. We're gonna hang owt in the gutter together and hide frum the big exploshuns that always happen on owr berthday. The wite rate is running arownd going, "We've gotta git partey hats and cake and stuff!" And my response, in a werd is "N"." Rocky and I want a dignified berthday.