Mao


Siamese
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Home:Castro Valley, CA  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 18 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 11 lbs.


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Special Gift Box:
The family of Bliss (My Cherished Angel), Penelope and Minuette
The family of Murray DB #36a, Willie DB #36b, Pearl, Cindy Lou and Muffy DB #107
The family of Kalin Mae (in loving memory), Shabby and Katie Tulip
Hazel Lucy - My Angel
The family of Velvet 1992-2008, Marina and Tosca Biscotti
 

Nicknames:
Mr Cranky Pants, Mao, Maobert, Maoweenie, Maobert Schnickels

Kitty Complexion:
 Activeness 
sleepyvery active
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Curiosity 
not curiousvery curious
 
 Friendliness 
timidaffectionate
 
 Vocal 
not vocalvery vocal
 

Sun Sign:
Quick Bio:
-purebred

Birthday:
July 4th 1996

Coloration:
Chocolate Point

Likes:
peece and quiet from the wite rat, Skeezix

Pet-Peeves:
my baby bruther Skeezix, hoo i call the wite rat

Favorite Toy:
the pussy pleezer rainbow wand

Favorite Nap Spot:
One of the four heated Cat Cups

Favorite Food:
Fancy Feast Grilled Beef in Gravy, Toona

Skills:
Ketching snakes and bringing them in the howse. I have an ixtensive vockabulary and I know many trix like "shake" "get in the box" "give me a high five" "fetch" and "sit".

Dwells:
indoors and outdoors

Arrival Story:
I wuz a replacement for my uncle Mao. The Food Lady has had Simeze cats since she was born, so that's why I am Simeze. Nobody picked me win she came to chooze me becuz I have very bad crossed eyes. But she likes crossed eyes. My wite rat baby bruther Skeezix has crossed eyes, too. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face are very nice to live with. I like sleeping in the Food Lady's armpit.

Bio:
I'm very fame-us over the internet for my yarmulke photo, which has been viewed over a hundred thousand times.

Lives Remaining:
6 of 9

Forums Motto:
I wish I were an only child.

The Last Forum I Posted In:
Boogers' 5th Birthday Bash Dec 23 - Pawty HERE!!

My Website:
Maobert.com

Skeezix's Web Site:
SkeezixTheCat.com

Rocky's Web Site:
RockyTheGutterCat.com

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I've Been On Catster Since:
May 26th 2006 More than 8 years!

I Was In The:
Catster's 2006 Holiday Picture Party!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:
320127


Meet my family
Skeezix Rocky the
Angel Cat
Tripper
McPsycho

Meet my Feline Friends
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See all my Feline Friends
 

Mao's Mews: Go to www.maobert.com for daily blog


I got my pikcher taken with da grate Ted Rheingold

September 7th 2008 9:39 pm
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This weekend thare was a big Bay Area Pet Fare and Catster had a booth thare. We coodn't go cuz the lady and the man were at a funeral. But I got to participate cuz Catster used my Catster page in thare slide show.... and I GOT MY PIKCHER TAKEN WITH THE GRATE TED RHEINGOLD!!!!

Of korse, the wite rat will be sqweeling with jellusy any minit now. It duzn't git much better than this!

 

I've bin tagged

May 26th 2007 1:08 pm
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i hav been tagged by da grate Jeter Harris.

Jeter sez "da roolez ar az followz:

eech player startz wid seven random factz abowt demselvez. catz hoo ar tagged need to rite in dere own diary abowt da seven random factz an da roolz. u need to chooz seven catz to tag and list dere namez. don’t ferget to leeve dem a comment dat dey hav been tagged an to reed yer diaree."

Heer are my 7 randum fax:

1. I am the smartest cat in my howse.

2. I'm kranky.

3. I am a 2-persun cat, with an emfusiss on the ladey. She's my faverit. If she duzn't come home at nite, I go owt looking for her. Wich is win I git lost or stuk on a roof.

4. I'm vary terrytoriul. If a dawg sets one paw on owr frunt lawn, I'll take 'im.

5. The wite rat drives me nuts.

6. I am a creecher of habit.

7. I am vary vary lowd. Espeshully win I'm dragging my ranebow wand toy all over the howse.

I tag:
Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat
Ramona
Sparkles
Keiko
Rosie
Sm0och
Mao-Lin

 

Today I am TEN yeers old

July 4th 2006 2:07 pm
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Big whoop. So it's my berthday. It's my pal Rocky the Guttercat's berthday too. We're gonna hang owt in the gutter together and hide frum the big exploshuns that always happen on owr berthday. The wite rate is running arownd going, "We've gotta git partey hats and cake and stuff!" And my response, in a werd is "N"." Rocky and I want a dignified berthday.

 
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