September 26th 2010 1:36 pm
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What is wrong with humans? There is much better stuff out there to put on your hair that what my meowmy was putting on hers. I was sitting on top of a music box thingy in the human litterbox room and meowmy was fussing with that poor-excuse-for-fur they call "hair." I happen to love that warm spot on the music box, so I'm in there quite often and I do NOT want to leave unless absolutely necessary. So I sit.. and I watch.
First Meowmy gets out of that thing they use to get wet... voluntarily. (Yet another thing I don't understand.) She used that dull claw thing and pulled it through her hair before she began the torment.
Out comes this big black thing that comes to life and starts growling and screaming and blowing fire out of its mouth. I guess it's some sort of miniature dragon. It doesn't have much of a flame coming out of its mouth... just a lot of hot wind. Torment nonetheless!
As if that weren't bad enough, next comes more animal cruelty. This annoying little thing starts hissing and spitting all over meowmy. That is some really toxic spit, too, because it made the air smell really bad.
I did my best to show my displeasure by wrinkling my nose and closing my eyes except for a little crack to make sure I wasn't going to be attacked next. It must be pretty sticky, too since it made Meowmy's fur lay down.
If she is doing all this to make herself look better, she needs to just take a hint from the feline world and lick. Yes.. she needs to lick herself from head to toe. I've tried to show her how it's done by licking her leg as soon as she gets out of the wet thing, but she just doesn't get it.
Oh well... Purrs,
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Oh, Meio!!! I know what you mean!!! Mum uses the same wicked thing for her hair... It's just awful!!!! The worst part is that mum sometimes has to take me to this place where they actually use that same thing on me!!! Mommy says it's because I'm very fluffy and all...
Purrs and headbonks,
My Mommy is even worse. If she uses the dragon her hair gets like the thing she scrubs burnt pots with. She burns pots a lot. She puts round plastic tubes in her hair that if she drops one are fun to run away with. then she goes under a big monster that eats her head. I think that is where the holes in her head come from.
MOL! I feel your pain. I don't like that stinky stuff that comes out of the hissing can either. But I really can't see my mommy being limber enough to get the job done by licking. :~/
Thankfully Meowmy doesn't have them around very often. She lets her hair dry the quiet way and only messes with the hiss can if her fur just won't behave and gets in her eyes. Oh well.
Meio, I know exactly what you mean! I've tried to talk the meowm into licking, too. Besides being more efficient, it's more eco-furiendly, too. She wouldn't have to use all that water and towels, and then water to wash the towels! Sheesh! She says, "Couldn't if I wanted to, wouldn't if I could." So uncooperative. I don't like the dragon or hissing can, either. They frighten me.
Wow! Deja-vu! That hissing thing...if it gets near me I just hiss louder, then leave!.
I wuv reading what you wrote!
Fortunately, my humans don't seem to have either the dragon or the hissing can, although they DO have the giant water dish that they sit & lay down in. (I just don't get it.) But they DO occasionally use a really big dragon that gobbles up loose cat fur from all over the house; The One Who Feeds Us just used it today.