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I'm not bi-polar, it's just cattitude!

My meowmy needs help!!

I'm serious. She has really lost it now. I can't believe what she did today! I love my dad. He lets me walk all over him, as every human should do! I even sleep on him at night, even though he doesn't like it all that much. I think he secretly enjoys it, or he would push me off. Oh.. hmm.. I wonder if me biting his hand when he tries has anything to do with him leaving me alone to sleep on him?

Anyway.. Today, Meowmy really showed me how far gone she was. I followed Daddy to the human litterbox. He stays in there for a long time when he sits down. He loves me so much that when he does sit down, he puts his pants around his feet so I don't have to lay on the cold floor. I don't know why she felt it necessary to take a picture right then, but Daddy didn't seem too happy about it. She even said she was going to put the picture on my page.

Someone help me by helping her. Take her camera away!

Hiss!
~Meio

Call a plastic surgeon!

Oh my catness! I can't believe what happened. My face!! My purrty face! It's been mutilated! Scarred for life! Sliced in half! Well.. maybe it's not that bad. But I got a scratch on my nose! My lovely pink nose! How mean!

There we were.. all of us enjoying some nice, fresh catnip. I'm talking about the good stuff that's homegrown. Well some of the kitties get a little overexcited and apparently see things, because they will attack kitties who are normally friendly.

Well.. at least it wasn't deadly. MOL!
~Meio

It's all about me!

I am the queen!! A star!! The whole world revolves around me! Ok.. so maybe I exaggerate. But I am famous! I can prove it! I'm the daily diary pick for today! I've only recently been getting back into writing in my diary, so this is a big deal! My mean little brofur was chosen as a DDP 2 days ago, so was getting worried that he would think he was more special than me. We all know that I'm the mostest special! I think what happened was the kitties at catster knew I was coming and so chose Digit to warm the DDP up for me. Yeah.. that's it.

Well.. I'm off to go bask in my glory.

~Meio