November 16th 2007 9:09 am
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ONE YEAR SOME YRS BACK:
I made a memory for thanksgivings to follow for years to come, you see mom and dad put big ole tom turkey in the sink to thaw over night ,he was a big boy 20lbs, so while everyone was sound asleep with vision of pumpkin pie and turkey meat,
I went to work
now I hopped up on that there counter and I tugged and pulled and well I worked all night long, what did I do ,,,well let me share with you the next mourning.
dad and mom woke up went in kitchen made coffee half asleep sat down drank a cup or 2 and then decided it was time to get the lovely birdie going in the oven, well you would have died to see the look on dads face *it was priceless*
he was standing at the kitchen sink with glass eyes I tell ya, dad, he scratched his head he scratched his butt he stared in space then turned to ask mom the dumbest question ever,,
momma where is the turkey did you forget to thaw it and put it in the sink with water last night,???????
my momma turned said no silly remember we did it together , then It was historical they were both standing there at that sink with glass eyes scratching there heads, scratching their butts, then they turned and they at each other confused as all get out,. Then they looked around under the tables behind the cabinet , the bathrooms the bedroom they looked high they looked low they looked ever where tee hee. then content that they would never find the turkey I went back to have a lil more sweet birdie breast ,in quiet, hidden.
well I guess I got a lil excited and started making growling sounds, from behind the recliner chair,
they turned and look at each other with this rage look in there glass eyes and they ran to the chair , and looked down and there I was completely on top of that 11 lb turkey ,,yeah it was 20 to start but I was eaten all nite long.
you see I tugged and tugged and tugged some more until I go that big ole turkey out of the sink I even got a bath when all the water from the cavity poured all over me,
then I dragged that big ole birdie thru the kitchen and I hid that turkey behind the chair,
well after a really scary chase ,yup I was booted out side ,but that’s ok I was full anyways, burp frrrrrt..
momma and daddy went from rage to hysteria ,laughing and chocking so hard I thought they would pass out for good,
they would have done anything to see me in action they said,
so it was a different thanksgiving ,the family went to dennys restaurant and well I spent the next few days out side,,
not to worry though I am back in and I am to old to pick up a mouse let alone a twenty lb bird full of water soaking and thawing in the kitchen sink, but what a thanksgiving
I am blessed to be alive!!!!!! litterly,,
there’s my story
so it was so long
purrrrrrring
tomcat
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