Why me?

that's it mommy has had 1 fish too many......
for some reason my mommy thought it would be very funny if she
put a little pink shirt on me!!! me!!! a cat!! a boy cat at that!!!!
i have never felt so apawed in my life my own mommy
i can never live this down, i can still hear the mean laughs of the other cats and the dumb dawg...
there i was sprawled out on the floor helpless IN A PINK SHIRT!!!
and then she was going to take a picture of me like that and stick it on my cat page... I THINK NOT!!! the other two cats HA! they'll get theirs ill see to that... mark my meows!!!