Missives from the Mount

OUTSIDE NOW

Grrrr, J&N won't let me out ever again. One night, they didn't latch and lock the back door, so Charlie and I pulled it open and had a fun night out! J saw us the next morning in the backyard near the firewood piles and called to me. I came back so I could get some food, but then she wouldn't let me out again! That is so unfair.

They claim it's dangerous out there, but I don't think that's true. I'm sure those dogs next door are easy to beat. After all, I'm Zeus! I can beat anything and anyone. There's so much to sniff and inspect out there. I yowl and yowl every time either J or N head for the door, but to no avail. They are very good at keeping me inside. Hmmph!

The squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and birds especially better watch out for me. Who knows when I might escape again?