July 31st 2010 1:32 pm
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Warning: graphic entry. If you have a sissy, weak stomach you better go fix yourself a cup of tea and not read my entry. Serious.
Me and my two sisters are good hunters. I am better than them but they pull their share of the work stalking them little vermines.
Sometimes we leave body parts laying around. You can usually find some innards in the garage. There is one little part of the mouse that we always leave. It doesn't taste good. Sometimes we leave mouse parts outside. Yeah, it freaks out 'dopted Mommy to suddenly see the little mouse butt laying there but then she gets a broom and sweeps the stuff out for the magpies to come and clean up. Those birds are really into recycling. They eat lots of carp.
So we aren't 'fessing up but one of us left part of a mouse in the garage. A mouse with no head or torso. A mouse sitting up on it's back legs. I kid you not. I can post pictures, if you can take it. I don't want to skeer the kiddies and sissies out there.
Can't say if that mouse was sitting up, putting up a fight and got chomped. Or maybe that is just how it wound up when one of us got full o' mouse. But Big 'dopted Daddy saw the mouse first. He thought it was so cool that he called 'dopted Mommy out to take a look. Then she went and got her camera. They laughed and marveled at how the mouse was still sitting up.
The folks appreciate our work we do around here.
I won't post the picture unless one of you ask me to. I don't want you to throw up in your mouths or on your computers. It could be considered gross but to us around here it's just a fact of life. Proof we are doing our jobs.
MOL MOL! I wouldn't mind mousie pictures - but it might make me hungry. Back when I was an outside kitty I used to leave decapitated and mutilated birds all the time on the porch. And I still will destroy lizards if they get in the house - yum yum.