February 12th 2010 1:49 pm
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That crazy doggie! He is already backing off from his Vermin challenge. Here's what he posted in his little pink padded Hello Kitty diary!
EVFURRYONE knowed ERNIE G., EIGHT TIME GRAND CHAMPEENUN MOLE HUNTER, and Descendent of the finest Scottish Badger in Barrel Wrasslers in all the Highlanders of the Scotlands, could destroy any old pretty boy, "Look at my long white hair," barn rat kittie cat in a VERMIN OFF any day of the week. Evfun Sunny Day, though it are tradishunally Ernie's day of rest.
Just ask my mom, Mr. STINKPOT, or INKSPOT or whatevfur you is calling youself.
YOU ARE Very LUCKY that I am currently on the injured reserves PRETTY BOY! My hunting grounds are limited to a 15 square feets area in the front yard under constant soopervishun from my MAMA until my leg are healed!
Sometimes we gets some miserable meeses in our house, but not enuff to BEAT an OUTDOOR lowdown scallywag Long Hair Like YOUSE, Gnarly Beastie STinkPOT.
So I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret that I'm the best that's evfur beended!
But I gotsa wait until April 1st, til my ACL is better. I could beat you today with one paw tied behind my hinder, but not with Mama watching ovfur me like a HAWKS.
So Bring it Stinkpot! Ernie George are the ONE & ONLY DOMINATOR...
For those who is outta the loop:
Stinkpot posted this in him's Catster Diary today....appawrently he got a little message from a clearly soooperior being that spooked him a little!!! BOL.
And then he copied my Journal entry. Tough guy hunters don't do Dear Diary junk.
Ya see how he's backing off? I have got him skeered already. He has to get his Mama's approval! MOL! Sure he ran off the raccoony critter, but he didn't catch him!
I'll be happy to wait until April when your little stumpy leggie weggie is all better from it's boo boo. As long as your Mama tells you it's ok for you to come outside in that postage stamp yard of yours. I don't want you to get into trouble little doggie.
You name the time. I will be ready.
Ernie's typist, who does not condone such interspecies dust-ups and kerfluffles, is posting this on Ernie's behalf.
FOR YOURSES INFORMAYSHUN INKBLOT....MY DIARY ARE PLAID...IT ARE NOT HELLO KITTY!
And fur anothfur things...I DID NOT meerkatterly RUN SAID COONIE OFF!!! Ernie wrassled him to ground like brave collosalseeums warrior and it were fight to death until Papa comeded outside in him's unnerwears to break it up! I haddta stop or the neighbor peepoles and othfur coonie guys, who was shivering with Ernie Terrorficayshuns in them's hearts from a nearby tree, woulda seen Daddy in him's unnerpants. That are not right!
I were only thinking of Papa's diggernittees!
And I gots big and vast domains when I is not hurted. You looks out PinkDots, I quoted the great Charlie Daniels in my throw down speechifying...that are SERIOUS! Like a heart attack!