February 12th 2010 11:52 am
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Some silly Doggie and don't think I don't know who you are has challenged me to a
VERMIN OFF!
This is totally my game. The doggie don't have a chance of winning even if he *claims* he can catch the vermin. He may be one of them terrierist dogs. Them kinda doggies
A Long Time Ago
used to catch the vermin.
A Long Time Ago.
No more. Now they are pampurred house doggies. They lay around on special blankies and pillers and watch the T and V all day. They don't know the first thing about ackually catching the vermin critters. All they can do is bark at 'em.
On the other paw, I am a proven hunter. It is my job. All day long I am hunting and catching those vermin critters. All kinds of squeaky vermin. Even in the winter while the little critters are burrowing under the snow, I catch 'em. Right now the bigger critters are sleeping. I can catch me a muskrat too when they wake up. And the gophers! I like to catch me some gophers!
There is no contest. I can prove my hunting skills. I leave entrails in my garage. Some of the innards don't taste good. Sometimes I get so full I leave other little body parts. I will start posting pictures of the stuff on my page, if you want. You are prolly to squeamish to even look.
Game on doggie, if you dare duel with a Professional.

Inkspot
The Great White Hunter