June 9th 2008 9:29 am
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I am the great hunter. I rid the place of four legged vermin. Vermin who are carriers of the hanta virus, fleas, and other junk. I bring my catch into the garage to eat in the shady comfort of the concrete floor. There is where I leave the innards and other things I don't want to eat. Hey a great hunter like me gets full sometimes.
Yeah, so I leave body parts around. I am a guy, mess doesn't bother me.
And then I get scolded.
So the pawrent finds a headless bird in the garage. She gets mad! She claims she can identify this headless bird. It is a Western Kingbird. She is upset because these kinds of birds eats lots of bugs and she likes to watch these Western Kingbirds. I get told to not catch anymore Western Kingbirds or robins or any of the little yellow birds she can't identify.
She better talk to my two sisters too. They do a fair amount of hunting.