An unexpected brushin'

Yo everyone. Several days ago, my 'dopted parents brought me inside. Now this was weird. When I was little, I used to try to come in all the time, but I grew out of it. I hadn't been in for a long time.
Well, it turned out they were going to brush me. They brought me in and laid me down on the floor (my cat sisters will tell you I looked like a big blob). They started brushing me. I found out I did have a lot of mats in my hair, but they took them out. I think the mats make me look manly and I tried to tell my parents, but they didn't listen. I managed to get away once and escaped downstairs, but 'dopted Daddy came and brought me back. They finished brushing me finally and put me outside. I guess I might as well tell you that later that day I tried to get back inside! I just had a quick regression to my early days.
One last thing, 'dopted Daddy was looking at me while I was going downstairs and saw that I am just really massive. I'm about as wide as I am tall! I say it's muscle and my long fur but 'dopted Mommy says it's hair and something else...
Well, that's it! See ya later!