July 20th 2006 10:34 am
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I thought I'd talk about some of my hunting experiences. Not to brag, but I think they're rather impressive. Just a warning-this journal entry contains some rather gross descriptions. It is not for the faint of heart.
Once I caught a huge bunny in a field near our house. It was heavy, but I was able to manage it. I drug that thing back to the house. My sisters were just staring-they were in awe of my amazing catch. I was getting ready to play with the bunny but there was one problem-it wasn't dead yet. It was kicking and stuff. I wasn't sure what to do, so I stepped back a little. I was just deciding to brave the dangerous thrashing legs and go back in when Big 'Dopted Mommy came out and took the bunny away! I didn't ever see it again. I'm not sure what happened to it.
Another time I caught a muskrat down near the river and brought it back to the house. That thing was big! I was eating it on my patio near the house. Big 'Dopted Mommy and 'Dopted Daddy came out to see what I had, they couldn't believe the size of that thing! They even took a couple of pictures. I ate almost all of that thing-it was very filling!
Once I caught a seagull. I tried to take it back to the house, but couldn't manage to get it though the fence-the bird was too big. So I ate it out there. The feathers tasted strange.
I've also caught more mice than I can count, and several gophers.
Well, I've got to get back to hunting!